I think all of these people should stay in school for longer hours. they’re obviously not getting basic things like physics and logic. Because their friend was eyeing up the giant chili pepper bolted to the roof of a Chili’s restaurant, they thought they’d get it for him. Yup, they thought they would use a …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
One Screen, Two Screen, Dead Screen, Blue Screen
This must be internet day or something. I got this in the email a couple of days ago but didn’t feel like putting it up. Now I do. Dr. Seuss – WHY DOES MY COMPUTER CRASH? If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a …
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Summary of My Last Year On The Computer
In the same email as the last one, Jen sent me this one too. It made me chuckle, so up it went. Summary of My Last Year on The Computer I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a …
The Forwarder’s 12 Step Program
Jen sent me this, and I figured the more people read it, the better. The “Forwarder’s” 12 Step Program Sometimes friends have to tell you things you might not like to hear, but need to. Everyone say it with me… I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if …
I Think Dogs Have More Biological Knowledge Than Ugandan Reporters
I know that Ugandan culture is a very different thing than here, but it’s still weird to see it demonstrated in a news article like this one about Nathan Awoloi. The story is that he forced his wife to breastfeed puppies when their mother died. Now his wife is having seizures and their human baby …
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Rat Bastards!
I love Snopes. Just when I think I have no ideas for posts, something floats my way from there. Just such a thing is this legend about rats. One of the things it says is this: Speaking of predictions of harm befalling particular individuals, rats gnawing on one’s clothes or chewing on furniture, especially bedroom …
Part Of this complete Blech-Fest
God damn it, this post should be easy to write. It’s ready-made, just like what I’m about to describe. But I’m having a hard time getting started because of my uncontrollable urge to go blech! Ok, I think the heaving is under wraps. So…if you’re a fan of the pre-boiled egg, why not crack open …
Craig’s Forgery
So here’s a scary thought. Apparently, if you live in Texas, and your neighbours post an ad on Craigslist falsely saying stuff in your yard is available for the taking, there’s nothing they can be charged with because technology kind of snuck up on them. Uh-huh. Right. Sure. What is the difference between falsely claiming …
Taste TheOne That’s Forever Frog
Remember that guy who found a dead thing in his pepsi can? He thought it was a mouse. Actually, the FDA took the can, analyzed it, and said it’s afrog. It was a partially-decomposed frog, but a frog nonetheless. And now Pepsi is screaming that it could not have possibly come from their plant. I …
Thumbs Down!
Here’s another reason to avoid Bank of America like the plague. they already, from what I can remember, had an on-screen keyboard to be used to enter your password for online banking. I know it was a fraud-prevention measure, but it was also a denial of access measure for anyone who couldn’t use a mouse. …