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I Bet He Drinks STD

So we stumbled over this site in a Sales class when trying to find easy ways to come up with company slogans without having to actually think of them. You go to this cool site and you type in your name in the box and click “sloganize”. It will then come up with a slogan …

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Posted byMattFebruary 2, 2006August 26, 2019Posted incommercials, randomLeave a comment on I Bet He Drinks STD

Daily Irritaant

There’s nothing more irritating than getting up stupidly early to go to class and as you walk back home after 2 hours of class and walking by your friends appartment which faces the side walk and hearing his alarm going off and knowing the sonofabitch isn’t even out of bed yet.

Posted byMattFebruary 2, 2006July 19, 2022Posted inthoughtsLeave a comment on Daily Irritaant

Pointless Bitchy Whining Of The Day

So as I said in my earlier post, one of the keys to blogging for me is to kill boredome. So this will do that for me and inflict it for you as I’m basically just going to whine like a little bitch with a skinned knee. So I had an unpleasant laundry incident today. …

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Posted byMattFebruary 1, 2006March 26, 2014Posted inthoughtsLeave a comment on Pointless Bitchy Whining Of The Day

Steve. You Bitch

Fuck You Steve. Fuck you alot. Seven Things I’d Like To Do Before I Die1. 2012 London Olympic Games2. See the Leafs win a Cup (might be the most unlikely on my list)3. Attend a WM (had tickets to 18 but had to pass them off cuz of something I couldn’t get out of)4. Visit …

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Posted byMattFebruary 1, 2006February 27, 2014Posted inquizzes 'n' shitLeave a comment on Steve. You Bitch

Happy Election Day

Hello, Friends. And Happy Election Day to you all here in Canada. Let’s talk politics shall we. For those of you not in Canada this will come down to 2 parties. the Liberals and the Conservatives. There’s a third party called the NDP which is way out to the left but they won’t have enough …

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Posted byMattJanuary 23, 2006October 18, 2013Posted inelectionsLeave a comment on Happy Election Day

Rememberance Day Brawl

So Thursday I head out with some friends for a little clubbing. Around 2:’ish the place is dying down and we’re starving so we decided to go across the street, loaded to the gills, to Denny’s for some early morning food. Over the course everyone’s buzz starts to die but we’re all still pretty happy. …

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Posted byMattNovember 12, 2005November 10, 2013Posted inthoughtsLeave a comment on Rememberance Day Brawl

Football’s Back

So this morning at 10am tickets to the CFL Eastern Division Championship went on sale for the Rogers Centre (or the Ted) in Toronto. The game’s got the Argos’ and whoever wins the Eastern Semi-final. I got my tickets finished at 10:02am and the closest I could get was 2nd deck, 8th row. Don’t get …

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Posted byMattNovember 3, 2005November 17, 2013Posted insportsLeave a comment on Football’s Back

Always Follow the Code

Hey Kids, So I’m back. I missed the ol’ VC. blah blah. On Sunday night I went and checked out a concert for a band I’ve been listening to a lot lately. They’re awesome. They’re called Social Code. I know most people know their hit “Beautiful” and it’s a great tune. But not even close …

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Posted byMattOctober 29, 2005November 24, 2013Posted inmusicLeave a comment on Always Follow the Code

Chili Anyone?

Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other …

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Posted byMattOctober 29, 2005August 20, 2015Posted injokesLeave a comment on Chili Anyone?

Tragedy

Those of us here at the VC would like to send our thoughts and condolences to the victimes, families, friends and anyone else touched by the tragedies yesterday in London, England. We’re a small modest site but we have our loyal British readers. We can only hope that this message finds them safe and that …

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Posted byMattJuly 8, 2005March 26, 2014Posted innewsLeave a comment on Tragedy

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