Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
If you’re one of those drinkers who finds it hard not to spill all over yourself after you’ve had a few, today just might be your lucky day. For the low low price (for once I’m not saying that entirely sarcastically) of 14 and a half American dollars, you can have your very own Wine …
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Every day, untold numbers of homes are broken into. Some of them, as we’ve seen time and again, are broken into by people for whom planning is clearly not a personal strength. But it’s not every day we see planning of such poor quality that it results in a couple of guys breaking into the …
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As I said on Twitter where I first saw it, I really don’t want this Rappin’ for Jesus video to be fake, but I have a feeling it probably is. but the fact that it’s only a feeling and not a sure thing is interesting. What does it say about how out of touch with …
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On the 4100 block of 34th Street, at 3:43 p.m., Sacramento police responded to a welfare check call, and found two children – ages 3 and 4 – walking in the street unsupervised. After some time and presumably a little bit of good old fashioned police work, their mother was also located. She was arrested …
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for most guys, asking for directions is something we just don’t do. And for this guy, it’s something he probably shouldn’t have done. Kenneth Charlton, 41, found himself a little lost one morning. So when he saw a police cruiser parked by the side of the road, he decided to ask the friendly officer inside …
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And now, something ridiculous and silly, just because. The Aggressive Bee This is a rap about a mean bee. The song was inspired by an actual bee who used to dive-bomb me while I sat outside and wrote raps at my old apartment in Central Square, Cambridge, Massachusetts. I’m not allergic to bees, or particularly …
I think I understand what the seemingly well intentioned folks behind the BrailleWise public bathroom system are trying to do, but I’m not sure who they’ve been talking to if this is their view of us. Just as the Braille inventor, people with visual disability work hard to adjust to a life without sight. In …
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Let it be known that Monday, February 4th of the year 2013 was a glorious day. Why? No more pennies! Well, almost. The Mint has stopped distributing them, but it’s going to take years to get them completely out of circulation. It’s estimated that there are still at least 35 billion of them floating around …
For reasons known only to 45-year-old Joe Testa and perhaps a few others who aren’t talking, he walked into a Brooklyn Stop & Shop supermarket with a bunch of avocados. If he was trying to sell them to the store, he must be a poor salesman, as an argument quickly broke out between himself and …
Some people might consider me juvenile and disgusting for posting this. Those people are what I like to call…not far off the mark. Try to get through this without laughing at least a little. I bet you can’t do it. I tried. I failed. Spectacularly. Nice work, whoever made this.