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Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
And That’s Why It’s Called A Memorial Candle
Three intensive care patients in Ukraine have been killed in a hospital fire sparked by a candle lit to remember a recent Covid-19 death. Another four people are being treated for severe burns following the blaze in Kosiv, western Ukraine, on Tuesday. According to officials, it began when a candle was lit by a member …
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The Drunk Tank Was Cheaper, But Not Nearly As Roomy
I’m not sure I ever want to be this drunk. But staying in a hotel that could be mistaken for the Romanian presidential palace might be pretty ok. Police said the Irish citizen jumped over a fence and escaped from the Defence and Protection Service after breaking a window to get into the palace. The …
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11,780 Votes
Old in a news sense but new to me. Donald Trump pressuring officials to find him votes that don’t exist…in song!
Use Your Words. And Use Them Properly, While You’re AT It
38 Word Usage Mistakes Even Smart People Make This is a handy list, and I can see myself referring to it often since there are a few on it that I have to frequently remind myself how to get right (whose vs. who’s trips me up more than I’d like and I don’t know why). …
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I Think I Know This Guy
A few of him, actually. And some of him didn’t even bother with the fall out of touch part. Just skipped straight to the “What in the goddamn hell happened to you, dude?” phase somewhere during the pandemic while everybody was distracted. HELLO, WE USED TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND NOW I’M A TOXIC PRESENCE …
Who Do You Want To Be
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. “Sisters,” he says. “You have all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.” The first nun says, “I want to …
The Virus Said Hello
Looks like Gill has joined the Covid club. Hopefully it’s not too hard on her. On Saturday I got a bit of a headache, but didn’t think much of it because it was hotter than Satan’s shoes after gym class. Yesterday I went for a walk and seemed ok, but felt like maybe I was …
Talking In My Sleep
One thing that’s clear from Gill’s cute little story here is that she makes much more sense in her sleep than Carin does. When I was10-years-old, my dad and I had a backyard camp out. For context, there was plenty of room for the tent as we lived in the country. My dad, whose business …
Will You Kids Stop Sports Entertaining UP There! I Don’t Need You Ending UP In A Local Medical Facility!
Wrestling and wrestler no longer considered ‘dirty words’ in WWE Good god in heaven do I ever hope this is true. WWE does a million stupid things, but the ridiculous attempts to get rid of words like wrestling and wrestler will always be near the top of my list no matter what else ever happens. …