A while back when I wrote aboutthe woman who lived with her boyfriend for 8 months but didn’t know what his last name was,I honestly thought I’d never see something like that again. Well,turns out I was wrong. Amherst, NYA Southcreek Court woman reported that she let her boyfriend borrow her truck to run a …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Guess I’ll Be Throwing In The Golden Gate About Now
Ok Carin, I see yourSobbing John Rempeland raise youSimple Shane Symington. Not only did this fellow get scammed by the Nigerians once when he paid a woman who emailed him about her sick mother a bunch of money for her care and then a bunch more for her funeral when the treatment didn’t work out …
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im tellin on u hahaha ur toast
File this one under we have no understanding of the minds of children. Pupils will be able to text a police hotline if they have seen a classmate carrying a knife from today.They will be able to make an anonymous police report by texting 88551 with the name, or nickname, of the pupil, the school …
Leave The Earplugs, Brian
To any of you who rememberMicrosoft’s PDC 2008 ad,it’s obvious that none of the considerable genius in the company’s offices found its way to the marketing department. that song still creeps into my head from time to time, making me think seriously about suing for damages. But while you can make a pretty strong case …
Wow, When Did This Place Get A Beach Ball Exhibit?
I realize that Carolyn Ragan here has had some medical problems, but when you’re 5 feet tall and 275 pounds, you have to expect that somebody’s going to say something like that to you eventually. You also have to realize that the person who does isn’t automatically a horrible prick, he might just be hitting …
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"Hello, Is Your Refrigerator Running?" "No, But You Guys Should Think About It."
If you and your buddies decide tomug a guy and mess him up a bit because some of you are angry at life and feel like beating somebody up,why not just leave it at that? Seriously, no good can possibly come from giving him a call the next day so you can make fun of …
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It’s Ok To Eat Sea Kittens? ‘Cause They Don’t Have Any Feelings
Here’sthe latest from PETA. They’re trying to convince people that fish are no longer fish, but rather…sea kittens. I’m not even going to bother making fun of them, because honestly it would just be piling on at this point. Instead I’m simply going to present this as is and let them do it themselves. “Nobody …
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Americans Are Not Stupid
Here comes your first Americans try to answer questions and fail spectacularly montage of the year. Somehow this stuff never gets old, nor does it get any less depressing.
1 Way To Be A Ridiculous Failure
Bad: Callie Rough, 37, was recently caught trying to shoplift items from the Dollar General Store in Oxford, Ohio.Worse: Her husband and 2 young children were with her at the time.Even worse than that: Among the items recovered from her purse was a copy of a book called“101 Ways to Be a Great Mom”. I …
Old People News
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