While I was writing that last post, I went and looked up the word gestation just to make sure I was spelling it right. Check out the first definition that Dictionary.com chucked back at me. –noun the process, state, or period of gestating. Um…uh…er…thanks? Dictionaries have been doing things like that forever and I’ve never …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Something To Consider
The expression ” the father of our country” is kind of a weird one, don’t you think? Whenever somebody says it, you can’t help but picture some guy from the 1500’s humping a giant land mass and then 9 months later or whatever the gestation period for a thriving world power would be, office buildings …
He’s Good For A Laugh, Marking One Of The Few Times A Lawyer Has Been Good For Something Other Than Abusing
Some people, especially lawyers I’m convinced, exist for the soul purpose of pissing other people off. Animal Cruelty Suspect’s Lawyer Unavailable Because He’s Going Hunting BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. — The lawyer for a Brevard County woman accused of starving her dog to death says he won’t be available for a trial because he’s going hunting. …
Vote…Or Else!
Update: Snazzy new poll no longer exists. It died along with the old Echo comment system. A vote for mandatory voting I’m not sure how I feel about this idea. I’d love it if everybody voted, but forcing people to exercise their rights in a free country kind of flies in the face of the …
>It’s Joke Time!
>I’ve been getting some pretty good jokes sent to me lately, so it’s time to post a few. Some of these are pretty stupid, but that’s never stopped me before. A few might also be considered offensive by some, but if some aren’t expecting that,then some haven’t been paying attention. *A man goes into a …
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCain campaign protests YouTube’s DMCA policyThat’s what you get for voting for such a shitty law,ya dumbass.
Making Things Right
Greg had a major argument with his girlfriend. After storming away and cooling off, he started to think. He was clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty about all the trauma he had caused. So to make things right, he decided to buy her a gift. “Anything at all my love,” he said, overcome …
Oh Rats!
Attention fans ofThe Darwin Awards.Watch for the name David Stanifer. I have a feeling you’ll be seeing it one day if this is any indication. Flaming Pet Rat Starts Fire, Damages Titusville Home The quick and dirty of the story is that this guy and a couple of buddies were having some fun chasing their …
Finally Some Clean Politics
Clean cars reflect election outcome? One local businessman says he’s got a better way to predict the outcome of the presidential election: Ask his customers. “My wife and I were talking about the election with our kids and polling came up, how it can be skewed based on the way they phrase the question to …
You Make The Call
I was doing my morning check of the site stats earlier today and found this: 15 Oct, Wed, 03:05:30Google:Tom King ndp gilbert gottfried That’s odd I thought to myself. They certainly don’t sound alike, but with the whole blindness thing going on it’s sort of impossible to figure out if they look alike. So I …