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Lawyer Charles R. Douglas was ordered by a judge last week to stay away from a local park. Seems that the 58-year-old attorney has a thing for walking up to people he doesn’t know and asking if they would mind him performing his tickle monster routine on their children. Not surprisingly, a few people minded …
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Sorry it’s been such a slow week around here. Between Carin getting ready to go on her trip, me having some truly horrible nights of sleep and I think fighting off some kind of cold, and Matt being away at a gay bathhouse convention, the poor Comet has kind of been getting neglected. I’ve been …
Order Nontobacco Beaver Chew Online! Quit Smoking and Quit Chewing Tobacco There’s nothing I could possibly need to add to this. Actually wait, yes there is. Check out the shipping rates on this crap. The cheapest option is nearly 3 times the price of the product. Insane.
If you can readthis entire article about gadgets designed to comply with the Jewish Sabbathand come to a conclusion different than religion is a pointless waste of time, I’d appreciate it if you’d leave your brain to science when you go because clearly you’re not wired properly and I’d like to see some tests done. …
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Brian Hopkins, 25, hasfiled a lawsuit against Amtrakover what he claims was the company’s failure to protect idiots like himself. Well, he didn’t quite put it that way, but he might as well have. In 2006, Mensa candidate Hopkins decided it would be just swell to climb on top of a stopped train and hang …
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Even more people are picking up on my ridding the country of pennies idea.Good for you, Just Us! Coffee Roaster Co-op in Halifax, Nova Scotia. The more people we can get on board with this the better. The sooner everyone realizes how pointless and annoying the things are the better off we’re all going to …
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Thisis without question the greatest book review I’ve ever seen. If anybody has actually read The Shadow God by Aaron Rayburn, please let me know if it’s accurate. Here are a few snips: Pros: I’m not even gonna dignify that with a response! Cons: I can’t narrow it down. I’m sorry. I just can’t. The …
I don’t care what your views are on fur farming, so please, spare me the it’s awful speeches. The point here is that you can’t dispute that the animal rights nuts who broke into the Rippin fur farm and released 6000 minksare the worst kind of activists. A clue goes a long way guys, I …
This one definitely belongs in the fuck fuckity fuck fuck ouch files,but what’s even more attention grabbing than a kid getting a fish stuck in his bladder is the bullshit story of how it got there. Seriously, this excuse right here is on a whole different level than anything you’ve ever heard. While he was …
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