Greg Twilly, a man who is far and away everybody’s favourite commenter, just asked me some questions. “How come the mascot for the Paralympics isn’t missing a limb or something? And what the hell is that thing supposed to be? It sort of looks like a gay cow.” Tasteless yes, but the man’s got a …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
AHole In 1
Please, somebody help me figure this one out, because I’m just not getting it. What is it about playing golf for a living that makes the ability to speak English so important that there needs to be a policy saying that anybody on the LPGA tour who can’t will be suspended until they can pass …
Emergency Rooms, Open Your Doors, There’s An Imbecile Coming In!
Here’s another one from my brother the baker. It’s always nice to know that my lack of faith in humanity isn’t unfounded. Unless your some relation to the Pillsbury Doughboy, you shouldn’t try this. Yesterday, I was slicing bread out in the front of the store when some woman came in. I’d say she was …
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Here’s A Good New Song
Leave it to AC/DC to go away for 8 years and then come back with something that doesn’t completely blow a goat. The band’s new album “Black Ice” comes out on October 20th, and the first single, “Rock ‘N Roll Train” has just hit the radio. I heard it for the first time today and …
It’s All About Equality
Good news, ladies. Covert public alcohol abuse isn’t just for the guys anymore. Thanks tothe WineRack,you can now sneak free drinks with as much ease as we can with ourBeerbellies. This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill with …
It’s Time To Get Somebody Fired
It’s been a while since we’ve put up any guest posts, but that changes today. This one is from my brother. He recently started a new job, and every time I talk to him he’s always got stories to tell about something or other. A lot of them are about the people he works with …
While We’re On The Subject Of Things That Suck…
All the recent talk around here about bad music and things not being what they used to be got me wondering about something. Does anybody in the world still watch Saturday Night Live? And if by chance any of you do, do you watch it more out of habit and hope that it will some …
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Break A Leg, Dude
Scott Listemann, the guy I made fun of back in July for losing his leg while skydiving has a new one now and is back in business.He’s not sure how the old one fell off, and doesn’t seem to think that hurtling towards the earth at breakneck speed had anything to do with it. Seriously …
Did Anybody See Him Do It?
I have 1 question aboutJohn R. Herdmann and his condom theft,and no, it’s not about why a guy would go to all the trouble of busting up his SUV just for a couple pakcs. What I’m curious about is how he managed to do what the article says he did. Police identified him as the …
Rest In Peace, Shamu
Get ready for the latest and greatest from the fucksticks at PETA. I was not aware of this until right now, but apparently all of the SeaWorld parks could be up for sale because ofthe sale of Anheuser-Busch to InBev.And if there’s going to be a sale, guess who says they’ve found a backer to …