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Shall We Head To The Graveyard Of Bad Ideas?
I need somebody to explain thisAnti-Groping Applithing to me, because I’m just not getting it. Snip from the article, which is trying but failing: The application flashes increasingly threatening messages in bold print on the phone’s screen to show to the offender: “Excuse me, did you just grope me?” “Groping is a crime,” and finally, …
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You’re All Gonna Hate Me For This
Q. What goes ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAA’?A. A sheep with no lips. Q. What do you call a fish with three eyes?A. Fiiish. Sorry, it’s just been way too long since I’ve done that. Besides, somebody said to me the other day that I needed to start posting more jokes again. I hope that man is happy.
Praise The Lord!
I’m glad to hear that President Bush had such a good visit with the Dalai Lama. Er, actually make that “Dali Lama”.
Are We There Yet?
Do you ever find yourself wondering gee, is it Christmas right now? Me neither, but if ever such a thing does happen to you, you now have an easy way to check. Now that EatFruit.com seems to be down, this is far and away the new most useless thing on the entire internet. That said, …
Finally Some Good News
Not-So-Horrible Thing Happens In Iraq BAGHDAD—In a development Pentagon officials are calling not nearly as horrifying as usual, three car bombs ripped through a Baghdad marketplace Monday, killing fewer than 15 innocent civilians, severely injuring no more than 30, and merely maiming one U.S. soldier. The car bombs, which were detonated by Iraqi insurgents at …
There’s A Market For More Than One Of These Things?
Remember that goofy USB scented oil burner? Don’t ask me how or why, but I guess the idea must have taken off, because another company is now competing with the original.
Wacky Word Fact Of The Day
Irregardless, the almost universally hated bit of English that it is, is a real word that is recognized by more than one dictionary. But before you start thinking that all those people who ever called you stupid for using it are the dumb ones, consider that the dictionaries that list it actually all but tell …
Nice Going, Ontario!
I figured the voter turnout for last week’s election would be low, but52.7%?!?!?That’s pathetic! All of you who didn’t vote can consider yourselves lucky that those of us who did gave you a government much better than the one you deserve. Hopefully the day never comes when we don’t or can’t. Maybe then you’d feel …
Why Would They Run That?
So the other morning I’m sitting around readingThe Merc,and I notice a mistake. No big deal, newspapers make them all the time. But being the decent citizen that I am, I decide it would be a good idea to email them and let them know just in case nobody else has caught it yet. I …
