I don’t play a lot of videogames, but I do know funny when I see it, and this is pretty funny. Spanky’s QuestSuper Nintendo – 1991 Premise: Spanky is a monkey with balls. Throwing these balls is his way of attacking enemies, and at the end of each level there’s a boss. All very traditional, …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Pointless Quiz Of The Day
What is your chocolate personality? I’m posting this because we haven’t had a time-wasting quiz in a while and because I was surprised to find that it was actually right. Your chocolate personality is: Medium DarkYou prefer dark chocolate but you occasionally eat milk chocolate. There are only 5 questions and it takes maybe 2 …
In A Related Story, New Research Suggests That Bears Do In Fact Shit In The Woods
Does the fact that some of the more Conservative leaning callers to radio talk shows are scripted by the government surprise any of you? Because it sure shocked the heck out of somebody over at the Canadian Press, at least it seems that way if this little gee whillickers, look what I found article means …
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You’re On Fired!
Erie, Pennsylvania firefighter Mary Wolski has gone to court to get her job back because she says her termination violated her constitutional rights. The reason she was let go? While trying to take her own life, Wolskiset her father’s house on fire.No mention was made of whether or not she also helped to put it …
Give Me All Your Money! No Really, It’s Ok, You Know Me.
I just had an interesting and highly illogical conversation with a nice woman from the March of Dimes who was going around our building to sign people up for something called the Dime Plan, a monthly donation scheme to benefit the physically disabled. She told me that I didn’t have to part with any money …
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I’d Like To Buy The World A Nail…
At long last, I have found the answer to a question that has been puzzling the world since…sometime last week. that question of course is how do you take a story aboutthe government trying to regulate a bunch of lunatics crucifying themselvesand make it even weirder? The answer is one of those things that’s so …
I Think I’ll Pass…Whether I Want To Or Not
Buttered popcorn. Cheese pizza. Moldy cheese. Earwax. Pencil shavings. Vomit. What do all of those things have in common? They’re allactual jelly bean flavours. I’m gonna go harf now.
Truth In Advertising
Charged with murder in the beating and choking death of an elderly woman is convicted sex offender James A. Hole.
Holiday Marketing 101
It’s nice to see that even the drug dealers among us can get into the holiday spirit. Five Marietta, Ohio residents were arrested this week forselling crack cocaine that was dyed green in honour of St. Patrick’s Day. “I don’t know if they’re Irish or not,” Washington County Sheriff Larry R. Mincks said of the …
Will You…SB Marry Me?
Um…uh…ur…USB wedding rings? Yeah…sure…ok then.