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I’m not the kind of person you’d normally find defending somebody who had sex with a 13-year-old girl, but you know what they say about every rule having an exception. And if there was ever a time for an exception to be made, I think this is it. Morris Williams, 22, has beensentencedto 5 years …
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Michael Myers might want to consider working on the art of picking up chicks a little more. The 32-year-old Kentucky man is facing a felony charge of impersonating a police officer after an incident early Saturday morning during which he attempted to get a woman into his car, threatening her with jail if she didn’t …
I’m sure most of you reading these words already know this, but for the benefit of everybody else, here’s a helpful tip from your friends at Vomit Comet World HQ. If your plan is to get drunk with some friends and then take a stolen canoe out for a joyride, it’s a good idea to …
How this woman’s children have lived to be 16 and 21 and how she made it all the way to 43 are a complete mystery to me, but it’s another example of my long held belief thatyou can’t kill the truly stupid. Woman Hurt Stepping Out of Moving Car According to the Saline County Sheriff’s …
I’m having one of those there has to be more to the story moments here. By all accounts, Matthew Evans was a pretty bright kid. Good grades, involved in lots of different activities, well liked by those around him. So it makes no sense that the following line would appear in an article about him. …
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For some reason, one sentence inthis little news storyhas been driving me nuts since Sunday. Why no, I do not have a life, why do you ask? Anyway, read this and see if anything strikes you as odd. The cyclist was ejected from the bike and suffered injuries to his lower left leg, scrapes and …
I haven’t posted a really stupid joke in a while and this one just hit my email so I think it’s time to fix that. A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a stumpy little man showed up at the camp with …
If you want to see the full version of the Bill O’Reilly freakout video that was shown inmy last post,here ya go. I should have posted this the other day, but for some reason (probably laziness) I didn’t get around to it.
If you’ve known me for any length of time or been following the blog for a while, you know that I love it when broadcasters flip out. And since I know some of you like this sort of thing too (how could you not?),here’s a cool video montage of some pretty good ones. It’s a …
Thismakes me angry almost beyond words. The Ontario government has announced that it will resume covering sex-change operations under it’s health insurance plan in the near future. This is the same health insurance plan that does not cover things such as eye exams, not to mention the same health insurance plan that had my family …
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