I’m not sure what got into the water last weekend, but hot on the heels ofthe German eBabycomes the story of a couple from Vancouver wholisted their “very cute” week-old baby on Craigslistbecause, they say, they couldn’t afford to keep her. Just like yesterday, the couple is claiming that the post was a hoax. And …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Not Too Sharp
Sweet Christ, what’s wrong with people!? There is a pretty good chance that a 150-year-old tree known as the Monkey puzzle might be cut downbecause people might get poked by its needlesand get hurt. Yes, this story does come from the UK, how’d you know? One expert likened the effect of the needles to being …
Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw!
A dipshit German couple has had their 8-month-old baby taken into state custody and are facing possible charges of child trafficking afterlisting the boy for sale on eBayover the weekend. According to Reuters, a number of people contacted German authorities after spotting the offer on eBay. “Baby–collection only,” the post read. “Offering my nearly new …
Reservations
It’s been kind of a slow day around here, so how about a random tasteless joke? A newly married couple show up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite. “Do you have reservations?” inquires the receptionist. “Only one,” replies the groom. “She won’t take it up the ass.”
That’s The Best He Can Come Up With?
Toronto Mayor David Miller hasannounced plansto ban shooting ranges and gun clubs because he thinks closing them down will help put an end to gun violence in the city. Of course he’s absolutely right, because history has unquestionably shown how dangerous Olympic athletes and gun collecting hobbyists have been to our existence over the years. …
Thanks For The Free Weed, Dumbasses
Dog misses planted drugs in Japan, customs embarrassed A customs agent hoping to test Narita airport’s sniffer dogs put 142 grams of cannabis into the side pocket of a randomly selected suitcase, officials said. “The dog couldn’t find it and the officer [then] forgot which bag he put it into,” a spokeswoman told journalists in …
Dear Richard Peddie
Before you go spending gobs of money on another soccer team, could you do me a favour and work on getting a few other things done first? Things like sorting out the Leafs’ management situation or maybe making sure that the teams you already own are the kind of teams that have at least a …
I Think I’d Rather Be Humped
Police Blotter newspaper columns are some of the most entertaining and confusing things you’ll ever read, often leaving you with more questions than answers. One example of this springs immediately to mind, and now here’s another one out of what appears to be Lake Park, Florida, though Small Town Misfit is claiming Palm Beach. On …
It Just Never Ends
Naked man jumps on cars in Avila Beach A naked man was arrested Saturday on suspicion of trying to have sex with a taxi cab in Avila Beach, authorities said. Cody Eugene Williams, 27, of El Dorado Hills, was found about 6:15 p.m. on First Street wearing only his birthday suit and simulating intercourse on …
The Best Worst Song You’ll Hear All Day
Over onWFMU’s Beware of the Blogthere’s aposton country songs that were recorded to take advantage of how popular The Twist was in the 50’s and 60’s. All of them are ungodly horrible as you might expect, but one of them goes above and beyond the call of duty in so many ways it’s not even …