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This one’s a bit old, but when has that ever stopped us before? Charged with vehicular assault and obstructing a law enforcement officer after a crash last October isGlen Alan Casebeer,who went above and beyond the call of duty to ensure that his story was as funny as possible to folks like you and I …
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I’m not posting this because I find it odd that somebody would go as far as faking a carjacking to try to keep out of trouble even though I’ve never understood doing that because it never works, I’m posting this because the idea of a 27-year-old stripper doing so because she lives with her parents …
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This sounds ridiculously similar to a lot of the people Carin and I help out with their computers. General Motors doesn’t have a help line for people who don’t know how to drive, because people don’t treat cars like they do computers. But, imagine if they did…. HelpLine: “General Motors HelpLine, how can I help …
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Here is a list of 10 of the strangest scientific studies ever done. Included are such invaluable gems as “The Effect of Country Music on Suicide”, “Rectal Foreign Bodies: Case Reports and a Comprehensive Review of the World’s Literature”, “Safe and Painless Manipulation of Penile Zipper Entrapment”, and many more. Ok, 7 more to be …
Mark R. Hotuyec was arrested last week after being caught naked and masturbating while driving his van beside a school bus full of children from wait for it…wait for it…Wood View Elementary School. Well, they certainly got a pretty good one that day.
>Angela Nellany recently pled no contest to charges that she attempted to kill her husband Paul with a can full of wasps. Where did this story appear? That would beThe Modesto Bee,of course.
My name is Steve, and I’m a wrestleholic. NO really, it’s true. I watch waaaaay waaaay too much of the stuff. I suppose that deep down I’ve always known it, but today I feel I finally have to face it once and for all. This morning I woke up to the news thatMats Sundin has …
Barbtagged me withthe same wacky survey quiz thingie that Carin just did,so here goes. 1. Put your iTunes, Winamp, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds. 1. IF SOMEONE SAYS “YOU’RE HOT” …
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