First Ric Flair retires, and now this. After New Year’s Eve, the Royal Canadian Air Farce, a Canadian institution if there ever was one, will be no more. Even though the show is far from what it used to be and doesn’t have the same kind of can’t miss feel to it that it did …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Money Well Spent
Did any of you watch Wrestlemania last night? If so, what did you think? Me, I thought the show was great for the most part, and surprisingly worth the money. I didn’t do worth a shit on the predictions that I was far too lazy to write up and post yesterday, only managing to go …
Today’s The Day The Teddy Bears Hump Their Picnic
Ever sincethat poor bastard in the UK found himself on the sex offender registry for having relations with a bike,Carin and I have had this odd fascination with stories about people humping stuff. It’s not that we’re looking for pointers or anything, it’s more about what will and won’t get you labeled a pervert in …
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The 30 Dumbest Videogame Titles Ever
I don’t play a lot of videogames, but I do know funny when I see it, and this is pretty funny. Spanky’s QuestSuper Nintendo – 1991 Premise: Spanky is a monkey with balls. Throwing these balls is his way of attacking enemies, and at the end of each level there’s a boss. All very traditional, …
Pointless Quiz Of The Day
What is your chocolate personality? I’m posting this because we haven’t had a time-wasting quiz in a while and because I was surprised to find that it was actually right. Your chocolate personality is: Medium DarkYou prefer dark chocolate but you occasionally eat milk chocolate. There are only 5 questions and it takes maybe 2 …
In A Related Story, New Research Suggests That Bears Do In Fact Shit In The Woods
Does the fact that some of the more Conservative leaning callers to radio talk shows are scripted by the government surprise any of you? Because it sure shocked the heck out of somebody over at the Canadian Press, at least it seems that way if this little gee whillickers, look what I found article means …
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You’re On Fired!
Erie, Pennsylvania firefighter Mary Wolski has gone to court to get her job back because she says her termination violated her constitutional rights. The reason she was let go? While trying to take her own life, Wolskiset her father’s house on fire.No mention was made of whether or not she also helped to put it …
Give Me All Your Money! No Really, It’s Ok, You Know Me.
I just had an interesting and highly illogical conversation with a nice woman from the March of Dimes who was going around our building to sign people up for something called the Dime Plan, a monthly donation scheme to benefit the physically disabled. She told me that I didn’t have to part with any money …
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I’d Like To Buy The World A Nail…
At long last, I have found the answer to a question that has been puzzling the world since…sometime last week. that question of course is how do you take a story aboutthe government trying to regulate a bunch of lunatics crucifying themselvesand make it even weirder? The answer is one of those things that’s so …
I Think I’ll Pass…Whether I Want To Or Not
Buttered popcorn. Cheese pizza. Moldy cheese. Earwax. Pencil shavings. Vomit. What do all of those things have in common? They’re allactual jelly bean flavours. I’m gonna go harf now.