The Zichuan District People’s Court in China is being criticized for using a computer program to determine sentences in more than 1500 criminal cases. The software, which is said to be programmed to work with about 100 different types of cases, allows judges to enter details of a particular crime into the system, which then …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
OUCH!
Man needs surgery after sex with hedgehog. And if that’s not enough for you, feel free to have a look at theSmartKlamp male circumcision device. If anyone needs me, I’ll be trying desperately to convince my penis that I’m not crazy enough to subject it to any of this shit.
AHHHHHHH!
I’m not sure how many of you remember those weatherman videos I put up a couple of years ago, but whether you do or you don’t, here’s another one for you. This guy freaks out for nearly a full minute on live TV because a roach frightens him, while I double over for nearly a …
Help A Brother Out
Something’s been bugging me for a few days, and looking at our search stats, I can’t think of a better place to look for an anser than here. I was writing up some music news forSalty Hamthe other day, and I came across a story aboutEddie Van Halen writing some music for a porn film.In …
He’s On Drugs? You’re Kidding!
Rememberthe super genius who jumped out of the upper deck of Yankee Stadium last year because he wanted to see if the nets could hold him?Well, here’s a quickupdateon him. NEW YORK (AP) – A baseball fan who jumped from the upper deck at Yankee Stadium onto the netting behind home plate has been banned …
Hey! That’s Not A Hand!
A participant in the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament near St Petersburg, Russia was disqualified in shame for “sexual abuse of apparatus”, Mosnews reports. In other news, there really is such a thing as the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament.
Efficiency Expert
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he accidentally knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. “Do all the waiters carry …
I’m Sure She’s Very Proud
The following is a public service announcement brought to you by the good folks at Vomit Comet. When you’re flying somewhere with your Mom and you don’t want her to know that you’re carrying your penis pump with you, there are probably better ways to hide it from her than telling security that you’ve got …
>Neato
>I decided to post this not only because it’s pretty cool, but also because I wanted to get the talking out of his ass reference in before everybody else gets the chance to beat it to death.
You Did What?!
Here’s something that I’m sure will shock the hell out of pretty much anybody who knows anything about me, and maybe even disappoint a few people, likely the ones with poor taste in entertainment. After doing quite a bit of thinking, I’ve decided to give up my radio show. I hadn’t been completely happy with …
