Jury Rules Against Woman in Genital Gluing I’m not sure what’s funnier here, the story, or the fact that the name of the woman involved in it is O’Toole. Irony rules.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Literal Phone Sex
First it was tea kettles, and now the SMS everything craze continues with the arrival of a bluetooth vibrator. I wonder how long it will take before we start hearing stories about people forgetting to take these things out and turn them off before they head into a meeting or something.
Who Wants To Be A Small Claims Judge?
The other day I sat down and watched Judge Joe Brown for the first time in a little while and I was wondering about something. What the hell happened to that show? It used to be my favourite out of that whole bunch of court shows. It was the only one that didn’t seem overly …
You Are Here?
Wow, it’s been a while since we’ve done this, but it’s time once again for the bit that’s so popular thatRolandover at Salty Ham decided to swipe it for his own column. He did a nice job with it too, and he even gave us credit for it so the theft is acceptable. For the …
It’s Bud The Spud From The …Big Deep Freeze?
Brad sent me this and it cracks me up. And I can vouch for how great those potatoes are, they’re…something. Maybe not something you would want to ingest, but they are indeed something. Take it away, Brad! You know how there are some vegetables, like beans, that you can boil for a couple minutes and …
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Where Was This Stuff When I was A Kid?
Animal lovers slam Choke-A-Chicken toySeriously, that’s honestly what it’s called. But if you don’t want to believe either me or The Register, you can check out its official website and maybe even buy one by clicking here. And if you’re considering picking up a few for the kids on your Christmas list, think about grabbing …
Good Lord
The only problem I can see with this is that if God has as much influence as the lawsuit claims he does, then there’s no point in this guy suing him since he can’t possibly win unless God allows him to. Prisoner sues God A Romanian prisoner is suing God for failing to save him …
Welcome To The White People’s Happy Time Hip Hop Sing Along
I know that covering rap songs and turning them into country or folk songs is sort of an old gag, but I still think it’s funny, and since I know other people think it’s funny too, here are a couple more that I’ve just found. Both of these tracks were done byJonathan Coulton,who I know …
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Steve, Don’t Eat It!
Here’s some nice random vomit-inducing fun for you. I’m sure at some point we’ve all had this experience. You’re in the grocery store, and as happens every now and then, you come across something sitting on a shelf that makes you stop in your tracks, examine it and say to yourself or to the person …
Even More Odd Inventions
In keeping with the weird shit that people create and try to sell theme that we have going on around here this week, I give you StrangeNewProducts.com, a site that I found yesterday without even looking for it. What can I say, I’m just that good, or maybe that lucky. But either way, finding entertaining …