I’m so glad that my Sesame Street watching days came when the show’s creators still realized that cartoons could be educational and fun at the same time. According to this story, the show’s new season will feature a new health craze that goes so far that Cookie Monster can’t even be Cookie Monster anymore because …
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I’ve Heard Of Stranger Things Than This, But It’s Still Weird
A man from Senegal has invented what he’s calling an automatic condom fitter that he claims will make it easier for guys to put on a condom without ruining the flow of the action and spoiling the mood. Mor Maty Seck, the inventor in question, also claims that with enough practice a man can use …
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When You Absolutely, Positively Have To Fall Asleep Right Now
Greg just pointed me in the direction of what could easily be the most boring thing I’ve ever had the misfortune of experiencing. Golf. But not just any golf, we’re talking about golf that’s being broadcast on the radio. Seriously, if you click here, you can listen to Masters Radio, hosted by guys who make …
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Jehovah’s Witness Aptitude Test
If you’ve ever wondered whether or not being a Jehovah’s Witness is for you, here’s ahandy quizthat can tell you. Apparently I’m only 17% capable of being one, since I place too much value on personal freedom of choice and generally don’t like church much, 2 things that signify an attitude problem.
Ok, I’m Officially Creeped Out
I’ve seen a lot of crazy and disgusting things in my time, but I thinkthisis right up near the top. You’d think that with a title like “Natural Harvest Cooking: An inspirational collection of semen based recipes,” that “Cooking With Cum – The Book!” couldn’t possibly be for real. Well at least that’s what I …
The Incredible Popeman
Here’s proof that all of the best drugs really do come from Colombia. the Pope is going to be starring in his own comic book series. Entitled “Incredible Popeman,” the comics will feature the late JP 2.0 fighting against evil, decked out in his anti-devil cape and special chastity pants, which I’m guessing he wears …
Wrestlemania Results
Yeah, I’m posting this a little bit late, but if you’re looking for ongoing results of Wrestlemania, check out The Salty Ham Forums where I’ve got a thread going updating results and important happenings throughout the night as the show goes on.
Wrestlemania Roundtable
Tonight is WWE’s biggest show of the year, and since the Salty Ham server is actually working today, today is also the day when Roland pastes together emails that a bunch of us sent him to create a feature that has come to be known as the PPV Roundtable. And since what we’re roundtabling just …
Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie
These made me laugh, and the site needs updating, so here they are. ~”I reckon I’ll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!” ~”Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let’s draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.” ~”Can we postpone this duel till …
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No Marley No Film
BBC asks long-dead Bob Marley for interview LONDON (AFP) – A red-faced BBC apologised for requesting an interview with Bob Marley, the Jamaican reggae legend who died 24 years ago. BBC Three, one of the public broadcaster’s digital TV channels, sent an e-mail to the Bob Marley Foundation saying it wanted to do a documentary …