Never argue with a girlfriend and then let her tie you up as part of a sexual act. ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A woman upset about an impending breakup with her boyfriend cut off his penis and flushed it down a toilet, police said. Utility workers recovered the severed organ, and surgeons reattached it. Kim …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Band Plug
A friend of mine is in a band called Cosmic Repercussions. They have a CD coming out at some point, but in the meantime they’ve posted a couple of free downloads over on SoundClick. If you want to give them a listen,click here
Bank Machines In Braille
Not sure if this is true, but somebody emailed it to me and it’s funny. Anxious to ‘include’ as many minorities, religions and disabilities as possible, the human resources department of the University of Alberta has put up a Braille poster outside its main office. The poster has been placed inside a display case with …
I’ll Let Somebody Else Make The Cork And Screw Jokes
It seems that Queer Beer isn’t alone in the gay alcohol market. In Australia, they now have something calledPansy Wine. Before now I’ve never really considered homo booze as a marketing concept, but the more I think about it, the more the advertising executive side of me keeps cranking out the good ideas. For instance, …
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Queer Beer
Some Swiss businessmen have launched a company called Lemonhead to market a new product known asQueer Beerwhich they hope will help them corner the homosexual market. Ok, is it really a good idea to make a gay beer when your company has the word head in it’s name? And how are they going to sell …
The Only Thing Better Than Meeting Your Girl In The Park Is Parking Your Meat In Your Girl
Check out this big collection of weird sex laws. Some highlights include:During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. …
That’ll Leave A Mark
This comes fromthe Reuters news service. LONDON (Reuters) – A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey …
It’s Official, Music Is Dead
I wish I had a nickel [pun intended] for every time I heard somebody say something along the lines of “every Nickelback song sounds the same.” I’m pretty sure I’d never have to do anything ever again but that’s not really the point. The point is that I can help anybody who has ever said …
Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
AMMAN – An online romance between a Jordanian man and woman came to a screeching halt when the pair discovered they were husband and wife. Separated for several months, the couple both began seeking an Internet chat room to find new loves. They had no idea that they would find each other. Bakr Melham, who …
Baby Got Book
This religious parody of that old Sir Mix-A-Lot song Baby Got Back is awful, but in a funny and creative sort of way.