Not That This Happens To Any Of You Or Anything

The Top 10 Ways to Tell Your Spouse Is Bored With Sex 10> The guys at the gym inform you that someone made out a grocery list on your back. 9> She keeps complaining that the kids will interrupt you, even though they’re both over 30 and live more than 500 miles away. 8> You …

It Just Never Ends: The Continuing Parade Of Dumb Commercials

I’m not sure how long this has been going on, but I noticed a few days ago that Honda has started using the song “I Melt With You” by Modern English in their commercials. Let’s forget all about the fact that this song has nothing to do with cars because that’s not even the problem. …

Oops, Wrong House

If you think you’re having a rough day, take a look atthis poor bastard’s story. It’s a touching story of boy meets girl in a rape fantasy chat room, boy and girl arange a meeting, boy breaks into wrong house and tries to fantasy rape wrong woman who retaliates by hoofing him in the bag …

Longest…Search…Ever

Seriously, somebody actually took the time to punch all of this into a search engine. As usual, this comes straight from our hit counter. 31 Mar, Wed, 14:16:26Yahoo:established a cruiserweight division, it is a unit within itself and I think the WWE has treated it fairly well. The RAW counterpart is of course the WomenÂ’sdivision, …

If You’re Eating Right Now, Stop!

I found this story the other day while I was doing research for the radio show but I just never got around to throwing it up here. Speaking of throwing things up, like the title says, stop eating before you read any further. I’m serious about this. This story, as far as I can tell, …