I come across some really weird things when I’m looking for topics for my radio shows but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite like this, which is completely true by the way, you absolutely cannot write stuff like this. I also want to say that even though I’ve been known to drink heavily …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Whatever You Wanna Call It
I saw a story on the news today about a 58-year-old man who was killed after he crashed his car into a tree. After telling us all about the accident the news girl said that police are saying that the man died of natural causes. Well, I suppose that when you stop and think about …
Just One Of Those Things
I was watching a bit of the morning news today when I got up and I happened to catch a segment called Your Say. It’s the part of the show where they read some of their viewer mail on the air and give the results of the daily poll question. The question of the day …
This Post Has No Title. Wait, Yes It Does.
If I ever meet the guy who invented bubble gum flavoured toothpaste I’m gonna hoof him square in the sack. And before you ask, yes, I am in a good mood today. The fact that I’m going to limit myself to a single kick to the nuts on a guy who had the nerve to …
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Updates
This is just a quick note to sort of explain the lack of updates lately. It pretty much boils down to this. Matt and I are both busy people. I can’t really speak for him but I know that he’s got a lot going on right now. But I can speak for me so I …
Random Observations From The Middle Of A Snow Storm
Ok so I’m not actually in the middle of the snow storm itself, I’m in my nice warm house but my nice warm house is right smack dab in the middle of a great big storm that’s pretty much got the entire province shut down so it’s close enough. The only good thing to come …
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Today’s Helpful Hints
Watching your weight? Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the fucking thing in the first place, you fat bastard. And Matt, don’t even think about it, asshole. You know what I’m talking about, friend. -!- Give up smoking by sticking one cigarette from …
What Month Is It Anyway?
Just a small thing that’s kind of got me wondering. Why is it that the ads on the main page of the site here are Christmas oriented now? I’m not even sure that we had Christmas ads at Christmas time, but now, in the middle of fucking January, there they are. I guess if nothing …
I Got It Up
Not that you sick freaks, the music column. I just posted it over at the ham. If you want to check it out, you can do sohere.
A Little Late
Just wanted to let all of my loyal fan know that the music column is going to be a little late this week. I’m hoping to have it up by sometime on Wednesday at the latest but you just never know with these things. Maybe it’ll be Thursday, maybe it’ll be tomorrow, but it is …