I’m not sure this gentleman solved any of his problems when he walked into the cell phone store and began hurling eggs and epithets, but I hope he feels a little better. Maybe Telus can let us know how he’s doing. On Saturday, employees at Quinsam Communications in Campbell River, Vancouver Island were left stunned …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
I Am Dead. I Am Also Literally In Bees
Since we have a bit of a thing about bees around here or perhaps just because I have a thing about frightening poor Carin with stories about bees, I feel it necessary at this time to inform you that the damn things have begun evolving into meat eaters. Please enjoy the rest of your evening. …
So About Those iOS 14 Security Patches
Remember a few months ago when Apple announced that cool thing where you would be able to get important security updates for iOS 14 and not have to upgrade to iOS 15 before you were ready? Well, guess what. You’re ready, whether you’re ready or not. So far there’s no official word from Apple about …
Hey Google, What’s All Of The Weather Today?
March 29th, 2022 Update: Sometime in the last few days, Google appears to have fixed this. Asking for the weather will now give you expected conditions, the high, the low, the current temperature and windchill. Thank you, Google. That makes things much easier. Lately I’ve noticed a bug in the way that our Google Mini …
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What’s The Deal With Paper?
Wondering if anyone else has noticed this, especially people who have to run their mail through a scanner to read it like I do. For at least the last few months, I’ve been finding that most of the folded paper I get in the mail won’t lie flat anymore. In order to get a decent …
No Wonder You’re Going Round And Round
I woke up with this in my head today. I don’t know why. But I suppose if you’ve got to have a random tune in your head you could do a whole lot worse than this one. Man, what a banger. A banger that I just realized is like 28 years old. Jesus. Give me …
This Means War…Or Something
Yes, Christmas is over. but I just saw…whatever the fuck this is and I just had to share it. At the lighting of the new Christmas tree, Fox News contributor Rev. Jacques DeGraff declares: "I’m here because these colors do not run. 80 years ago this week, they tried to extinguish the darkness in a …
Anyone Who Cares What Colour Your Texts Are Isn’t A Person You Want To Talk To Anyway, Kids
I don’t know if I’m old and tired of everyone or just have enough things to do/worry about on the average day, but this pissing match Google and Apple are having about what colour people’s messages are in group chats should win a who gives a swirling, bubbling shit award. Oh, and anyone who bullies …
Nothing’s For Sure, That’s For Sure
Ontario’s top doctor says he ‘can’t guarantee’ that businesses will reopen on Jan. 26 Some days I wonder if anyone has learned a thing during the nearly two damn years that we’ve been dealing with COVID. I know we all want to see it over with for a lot of reasons, but by now we …
Would You Like Freeze With That?
‘Bundle up’: Restaurants reopen patios due to restrictions on indoor dining This is an article from this month. This month is January, in case you’re reading this later. I understand that businesses are having to do what they have to do to keep going, but what I don’t get is how and why in the …