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We all know that cold booze is good booze, but some of us apparently take this ideal much more seriously than others. And when I say some of us, I mean47-year-old Edna Verdin,who had a cow when chilling her bottle of Tequila Rose in the freezer proved to be more difficult than she had anticipated …
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When your girlfriend refuses to buy you beer, there are several things you can do. Calling it a night comes immediately to mind, as does asking a buddy instead. And now, thanks to Stephen Edward Siebold, I have an option I hadn’t considered.Bite her hand, hit her on the head with a skateboard and engage …
Here’s a little note. If you’re going to take your year and a half-old grandson for a stroll, especially along a highway, do it sober, please. If you’re too drunk, you might just pass out beside the stroller, next to the highway. And here’s another little side note. When police ask you what’s wrong, a …
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So let me get this straight, Shane Woelke. You were drunk, and this wasn’t the first time. You hit some street signs. You decided that you should probably hide the evidence, so put them in the back of your car. But then you couldn’t manage to get off the road before passing out? You couldn’t …
Here’s an interesting one for ya. We’ve talked about lots of drunks with neglected babies. We’ve talked about drunks driving into snow drifts. But I don’t think we’ve ever talked about a drunken mom who drove her car into a snow drift, got out of it and then took off her pants. Yeah ok. In …
So we have learned previously that people have pulled a knife over being told their feet stink. Now, Marc Higgins will do the same if people comment on his flatulence. And boy did he ever. He was at a party getting pretty drunk and I guess he was passing gas a lot. Some others commented …
We’ve talked about people coming to the police asking if they have any warrants for their arrest. Now, someone’s actually committing crimes in the hopes that they’ll get arrested! Yes, Julie L. Pennington was drunk, so drunk that she wasn’t fit to face a judge the next morning. What I’d love to know is what …
It sounds like Holly M. Razo should steer clear of the booze. She’s probably not the biggest prize while sober, but put some booze in her and oh boy. According to this story, Razo decided to leave her eighteen-month-old baby alone at home while she went to a house a block away to drink and …
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Gross! Can you imagine working the Burger King Drive-through late at night, and then a dude pulls up to the window wearing no pants. You ask him how you can help, and while holding his genetals, he asks if you’d hold his whopper. Eeewww. Now the police caught up with Richard C. Troupe and he …
We’ve talked about drunk people sinking their teeth into the hood of a police car. Now, an angry drunk started chewing on the interior of one. Jesse Ray Stewart was drunk, angry and handcuffed. Since his hands couldn’t do anything, he thought he’d use his teeth. And he did, chewing up chunks of the vinal …