Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Here’s a weird one. There’s a store in Edmonton devoted to saving things from going into the landfill. People pay a couple of bucks to drop something off, and then it’s free for anyone to take. It’s called the free store. Yup, the free store. People just take stuff, ya know, for free. Well, somebody …
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Just when I was starting to feel a tinge of what you might call the Christmas spirit, here I am once again wanting to hit a few people with a hammer. Listen, anonimous pecker handles from down the hall. I don’t mind you having some friends over for drinks and fun. We’ll be doing that …
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When I heard the end of this story, I let out a little shriek. We often talk about unfortunate things happening to men’s genetals, but rarely do we hear about the private parts of women ggetting disfigured. I know this isn’t genetals, but still. A Las Cruces woman learned a painful lesson about her mother-in-law …
Kevin Funderburk had to learn that you do not mess with a certain 71-year-old woman. If you do, she will whoop your ass with a frying pan. He convinced her that he was homeless and needed a place to stay. Then he tried to rape her. She was not havin’ this, and wack wack wack! …
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Jason Lee Davis sounds like a total mess. Just look at all the charges to do with drugs, domestic violence and theft. But I think the most memorable charge he’ll ever have involves Davis crapping all over himself and the clothes he was shoplifting and passing out on the grass. Ug. Apparently he just lost …
Police were summoned to a Chicago home because a woman was seen drunk outside holding her three-month-old child under her armpit like a football. And why was Jamie Riley drunk? Oh, she and her husband were just celebrating the fact that the DCFS had dropped their investigation into the safety of their child. Consider the …
Here’s a lesson, courtesy of an unnamed 22-year-old Vancouver, B.C. man. If you’re going to rob a donut shop and use a knife as a weapon, don’t do it while drunk, because you might fall on your own weapon. Needless to say, all he got out of the deal was a trip to the hospital …
Thankfully the story ofDylan Kurihara,a 3-year-old California boy who was the subject of an Amber Alert after going missing while attending a wedding with his father last month, has a happy ending. He was found safe and sound the next day and returned home. Unfortunatley for Joe Kurihara, the boy’s father, his story won’t be …
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There’s an update to the story ofMelissa Lee Williams,she of the non-eaten/non-fumigated vagina. She today pleaded guilty to assault and wassentenced to 90 days in jail. Maybe somebody can eat the thing for her while she’s in there. Can’t be much worse than prison food from what I hear.
Thanks Ro for the lead on this one. There are two lessons we can all take from this little story. 1. Don’t give people you don’t know very well access to naked pictures of yourself, and 2. Do not give people access to passwords to important stuff like your email, banking info, and in this …
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