Meet Frederick Wilkes, a man who doesn’t want to be without his ricotta cheese. He, his wife, and a buddy of theirs were going to have lasagna. But when he opened the fridge and found there was only beans in a container that once held the beloved cheese, the blows began to rain down. He …
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Sir, This Isn’t The Cockpit
Oh me oh my. What a story. Let’s just get to telling it. According to reports from flight staff on an airplane, Neil Prendeville, a popular radio personality, just unzipped his pants and started wackin’ it while sitting in his seat between two passengers. He apologized on air for the incident, claiming that he had …
Maybe This Is Why They’re Divorced?
I don’t usually say this, but if you think you might be easy to offend or if you’ve recently eaten and have a weak stomach, just go away, right now! Now for those of you who are still here, I’d like to introduce you to41-year-old Melissa Lee Williams of West Virginia.She seems a little hard …
Beer Safety Seat?
Thanks Ann for this one. A long time ago, I wrote about a woman not buckling in her kid, but strapping in her beer. Now we have Larry Garza and company strapping cases of beer into two child seats, but holding the kids in their laps. Wow. Talk about priorities.
Sir, Can You Come Over Here And Blow Into Yourself Please?
Looks like we can run the how many years in a row has some idiot been popped for drunk driving during Halloween season while dressed up as a Breathalyzer count to 2. Here’slast year’sin case you’ve forgotten it, and here’sthe story of 19-year-old Matthew Nieveen,2010’s entry. According to a police report, he was driving a …
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Fall From Grace And From A Cliff Face
I read this story first, but had to write easier stuff before I came back for it. Jason Michael Carlsen is suing Bethel Bible School students Sarah Elisabeth Koivumaki and ZacharyGudelunas, and if things went down the way he and the Redding police say they did, he should. The story goes that after a night …
Don’t Those Flashing Blue Lights Just Mean It’s Open For Business?
Ongley Raymond Ocon III needs to seriously lay off the booze. If he’s so drunk that he can’t tell the difference between a cab and a marked police cruiser, he’s had too much. Or maybe he should lay off the booze when combined with the cocaine.
Everybody Wants To Meet The Girl Next Door, But There Are Better Ways To Go About It Than This
Good idea: Taking a shower to sober yourself up after a long night of drinking.Bad idea: Taking your sober up showerat the neighbour lady’s house because you got lost on the way back to your own. “He was very apologetic,” Superintendent Daniel Shean said. The man got lost on the way to his house in …
Mmm…Kittens!
Does Francis McGinley know Gary L. Korkuc? They both have twisted tastes in food, and they’re both twisted individuals. Can you imagine being McGinley’s room-mate? You’re just in your house, loo dee doo, when McGinley, who’s been hittin’ the McGinley pretty good, comes home with 2 blood-soaked 4-week-old kittens. Was he trying to rescue them? …
There’s Too Much Meat In Those Pants
I first read this story because it involved a dude stuffing 8 steaks down his pants and running off with them, and I thought he might have had a less than pleasant encounter with a police dog. But oh no, that didn’t happen. What did happen was pretty funny. A store employee noticed that the …