You’ll never guess what a woman who handed the cops an LCBO gift card instead of her driver’s licence during a traffic stop was arrested for. Either that or it’ll be about as easy as the collar itself. Who can say? An Orangeville-area female was arrested for impaired driving in Guelph Friday morning after handing …
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Don’t Make Me Tell You Again Again
Male with two lifetime driving bans caught driving again, say police Just going to go ahead and ask the obvious question here. How is it possible to be banned for life from the same thing twice? But perhaps more importantly, why? What good is it doing? Clearly not much. Let’s think about this a moment. …
It’s Daddy Daughter Day Down At The Courthouse
Yup, this’ll totally work. Won’t look suspicious at all. Daddy’s got you covered. According to the Washington County Sheriff’s Office, around 3:13 a.m. on Friday, Dec. 31, a deputy observed two vehicles traveling “unusually close together” on I-41 southbound near State Highway 33. The deputy noticed the lead driver was continuously swerving, driving half on …
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The Drunk Tank Was Cheaper, But Not Nearly As Roomy
I’m not sure I ever want to be this drunk. But staying in a hotel that could be mistaken for the Romanian presidential palace might be pretty ok. Police said the Irish citizen jumped over a fence and escaped from the Defence and Protection Service after breaking a window to get into the palace. The …
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Microbe Brew
I would ask what kind of person would try drinking hand sanitizer to beat a breath test, but I think most of us know the answer. And if a few of us don’t, the circumstances will explain everything. Also, her last name seems appropriate. Nutter, from Beverley, admitted drink-driving and using a vehicle likely to …
Good Luck In Life, Kid. I’d Say Break A Leg, But…
Reading this, my mind goes back and forth between two thoughts. As someone who grew up around my share of irresponsible drunks, I kind of hope this motherfucker never drives or sees his kid again. But the way that Canada and the U.S. treat these things, I imagine he’s already doing both regularly. As someone …
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Anti-mask Airplane Arrest, The One Minute Musical
This is one of the more enjoyable minutes I’ve spent with an anti-masker. And here’s the full 14 minutes of her rambling, crying and getting arrested. Probably an unpopular opinion in some circles, but this is making me miss binging episodes of COPS. Yes, I know it’s on a streaming service now. No, I am …
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Is Drinking Really This Important?
How to Date Someone Who’s Sober Without Making It a Thing Another person’s sobriety isn’t about you, so don’t turn it into a big deal. I’m not sure if I’m weird or if the rest of the world is, but I find it extremely odd that we need articles like this one. I enjoy drinking. …
This Is Good Wine…For Me To Poupon
Grey Poupon wine now exists Pretty sure I’m more ok with this development than I am with that Frosty cereal, honestly. No way in hell I’m plunking down the $30 it would take to buy a full bottle of the stuff, but if someone were to come up to me and say “sir, try a …
I Found Me!
Beyhan Mutlu sounds like a guy who enjoys a good party. Even if that party is a search party. A search party that, as it turns out, had been sent out to look for him. He had wandered away from his friends in a forest while drunk, according to the Daily Sabah website. His wife …