I’m sure today’s news is full of lots of things to make you sad, horrified, and all other stuff. Just to break the mood, here’s something to make you go blarf. Steve saw this a few days ago, and retweeted it, and still I missed it. Wow. I suck. Apparently our great big buddy ol’ …
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Something Else To Add To The Blech Box
Alright, kiddies, ready for a picnic? I’ve packed a special box just for yoooou! First we have some smart bacon for the vegans among us. Next up, if we’re stranded overnight, we have this entire breakfast we can make out of processed things. We even have cheeseburgers in a can or whole chickens in a …
There Was Poopin’ In The Park One Day
File this one under ug, this is the kind of shit, har har, that cops have to deal with sometimes. For reasons that were not explained, a fellow had been banned from entering a given park. When cops found him there, they told him he was trespassing, and tried to place him under arrest. But …
She Was Milking That Breastfeeding Mother Thing For All It Was Worth
Here’s another sign that I’m either losing my touch, or I’ve seen one too many weird news stories. It was all over the net. Har har, it was also all over her car, but ya know. Anyway, the story of Stephanie Robinette was everywhere. I guess she and her husband were at a wedding, and …
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Garage? Toilet? What’s The Difference?
This story brings back memories of the old story of Austin Horries Purifoy A woman heard her garage door slam, and her dog bark. Then she saw a naked man in her garage. So she called police. By the time they got there, they found the drunk, naked man had taken a big ol’ crapperoo …
So Was The Tank His Chrisco Hamper?
Well, it looks like we know who was hanging out in the toilet tank, and it wasn’t our old, er, buddy. We now know that his name is Luke Chrisco, and he’s really, really, really weird. Where do I even begin? He wants to be a porn star. He calls himself a worshipper of women. …
What’s That, The Creepy Pervert Pose?
This story about a man hiding in a portable toilet tank at a yoga festival made me think of Our buddy ol’ pal Gary Moody. We don’t know if this guy is him, but I’m very curious. A woman went in to use the facilities, and noticed something moving in the tank. She left and …
Sir, That’s Not A Traytable. Please Take It Out Of The Upright Position
Update: Pearce has plead guilty to a misdemeanor and will be sentenced August 19th. He’s currently free on $25000 bond and has already been ordered to undergo a mental evaluation and get counseling as conditions attached to that freedom. Air travel can at times be a stressful, boring experience. But there are better ways to …
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>Bringing A Whole New Meaning To Cybersex
>And I thought the RealTouch was nasty. Some japanese scientists have created a kissing machine. The lab, part of The University of Electro-Communications, posted a video in which a researcher demonstrates the “Kiss Transmission Device.” It’s a motorized box that looks a little like a police Breathalyzer. Talk about your moment killer. In the video, …
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You Vile Vile Speech Synthesizer You!
*gag* *gag* *hurl!* Remember that sweet little It’s Alright screen reader song I had? Well, this version is decidedly not alright. The same man who made the original, created “Taste my Cooch”. I didn’t know I could simultaneously laugh and gag, but I have learned that I can. So, enjoy, er, run screaming, er, both.