Note to Timothy Paez: The expression piss on it is just another way of saying ahh forget it, like you should have done when the nice young lady at the bar rejected your advances. It is not, I repeat not something to be treated literally. The woman told police she was standing next to the …
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Wash Down That Poutine With A Big Bottle Of Poutine
I like poutine and I like Jones Soda. But the idea of combining the two…I’m not so sure I like that. I’d heard it was gross, but I kept an open mind and was willing to be surprised. With the wife looking on, I cracked open a bottle and took a swig. It didn’t take long …
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I’ll Beat It On Your Floor If I Want To, I Don’t Give A Crap
Whatever substances Gregory Matthew Bruni may have been on, he can have ’em. I want no part of anything that would cause me to spend my evening the way he did. Let’s Recap The Allegations Against Bruni: 1.Got naked, climbed onto the Lands’ roof. 2.Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder. …
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You Smell Like…
If for some reason your regular perfume isn’t doing it for you anymore, you may but probably may not want to give one of these 16 Strangest Perfumes & Colognes in the World a try. I’ve seen a few of these before and there’s even a post about one of them, but there’s quite a …
Bacon Flavoured Jello. Well, There Goes Dinner
A while ago I kind of went off about the world’s ridiculous bacon obsession and how out of hand it’s gotten. I stand by what I said, but had I only known what was to come I’d have saved saying it for sometime like…now. Yes, now seems like a good time. That is indeed a …
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An Edible Lamp, Because…Because…I Don’t Know, To Be Honest
When I saw the title of the story This Edible Lamp Is Actually Good Enough to Eat, I was struck by one very simple question. Why am I wanting to eat a lamp? The thought had never crossed my mind, and now that it has, I’m in serious need of a way to make it …
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Bacon Apple Pie: Because There’s Nothing That Somebody Won’t Try To Ruin
I can’t remember if I’ve asked this here or just on Twitter, but I’d love for somebody to please explain to me the fascination with adding bacon to everything. And I’m sorry, but “because it’s bacon and bacon is awesome” isn’t good enough to fly. I like bacon. I had some today. It is, in …
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After All The Bribery During The Bidding Process, There Must Be No Money Left
Well, doesn’t this just swell the Olympic pride and make the old heart overflow with joy. Cleaners at the Olympic Park are being housed ten to a room at a huge temporary compound. The campsite in East London, hidden from public view, has 25 people sharing each toilet and 75 to each shower. They sleep …
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Taste Is King, But We Never Said What Kind
I just finished a really nice dinner, and this is about the furthest thing from what I needed to see. Burger King wants to lure customers this summer with a barbecue party — and a bacon sundae. The world’s second biggest hamburger chain on Thursday is launching several pork, beef and chicken sandwiches as limited …
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Would You Like Guys With That?
Thank you Amanda for ruining my day, my week and my quite a long time after that with this, which I sure as hell hope turns out to be some kind of weird hoax. In what’s being called an attempt to raise awareness of sexual minorities, an artist from Japan cooked up a ballsack buffet …