It looks like there’s a bit of an update to the story of the cremated remains-snorters. Not only did they snort the ashes, they ate some of them thinking they were crushed pills. Hmmm. I wonder if any of these geniuses nibbled on mysterious blue cubes as children. An additional weird detail is police divers …
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Assault With A Nasty Fish!
There are some strange people in this world, and a strange woman out on Black Lake. Two men were ice fishing when they were approached by a woman who wanted to pee on the ice. She asked them to look away while she took a leak. When they did, she hit them in the head …
It Was Under Where?
Ug. You know what sucks? Even though they got the mink coat back, they may not be able to sell it. Apparently a sales associate noticed that a $6500 mink coat had gone missing, and also noticed that Stephanie Moreland was acting kinda weird. When she asked her if she had the coat, she said …
Lady, Go For Groceries!
What the hell? I’m sure there will be much more to this story, but as of right now, all I know is some woman in Cambridge was found consuming her pet dog. Police were called to check on her well-being, and found that she had dismembered, and was eating, her dog. Now she’s in for …
I Don’t Want To Know What’s In Their Cheesecake!
An ex-employee at a Cheesecake Factory restaurant is suing his fellow cooks for harassment. He says that several cooks spent a lot of time grabbing each other’s genetals and simulating sex acts. I wonder if, after this lawsuit, the restaurant will end up suing him for making them lose business. If I found out that …
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He’ll Have To Remember What She Did To Him So He Can Try It On Big Bubba.
Kevin Funderburk had to learn that you do not mess with a certain 71-year-old woman. If you do, she will whoop your ass with a frying pan. He convinced her that he was homeless and needed a place to stay. Then he tried to rape her. She was not havin’ this, and wack wack wack! …
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Shoploafter!
Jason Lee Davis sounds like a total mess. Just look at all the charges to do with drugs, domestic violence and theft. But I think the most memorable charge he’ll ever have involves Davis crapping all over himself and the clothes he was shoplifting and passing out on the grass. Ug. Apparently he just lost …
You’re A Foul One, Mister Skunk
That has gotta suck. Folks at McClain County’s Operation Christmas were all happy with themselves. Happy happy happy. They went to pick up the toys to be delivered to lots of girls and boys, when they discovered that something else had been living with the toys. A skunk! And it had sprayed all the toys. …
Squirrel In The Hole?
Man, people need to stop heaving stuff through drive-through windows. This latest one was gross, but thankfully didn’t hurt anyone. So what was put through the drive-through window? a dead squirrel. Eeewww. Apparently Christopher Thompson was doing some work on his friend’s car when his friend thought it would be funny to leave a dead …
Somebody’s Gonna Give Me 3 Months In Jail!
There’s an update to the story ofMelissa Lee Williams,she of the non-eaten/non-fumigated vagina. She today pleaded guilty to assault and wassentenced to 90 days in jail. Maybe somebody can eat the thing for her while she’s in there. Can’t be much worse than prison food from what I hear.