Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I can’t decide what is worse. Is it walking around in a suit covered in shit, or plucking out your own eyes and eating them, or eating the contents of your colostomy bag? *gag!* But that’s exactly what James Orr did. Apparently he did this to try and show the judge he was mentally incompetent. …
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Was David Truscott trying to show the farmer and his family who was boss? He would break into their place, get in their manure-spreader and start chokin’ a chicken that wasn’t on the farm. He knew this disturbed them, as it should, and he’d do it some more. He would also steal mud and sludge …
Not sure how to feel aboutthis one.The manhole definitely shouldn’t have been left uncovered and unattended, but had Alexa Longueira spent less time fucking about sending text messages and more time watching where she was going, she probably wouldn’t have fallen into it. Yes, there’s a lawsuit on the way, who still asks dumb questions …
God damn it, this post should be easy to write. It’s ready-made, just like what I’m about to describe. But I’m having a hard time getting started because of my uncontrollable urge to go blech! Ok, I think the heaving is under wraps. So…if you’re a fan of the pre-boiled egg, why not crack open …
Remember that guy who found a dead thing in his pepsi can? He thought it was a mouse. Actually, the FDA took the can, analyzed it, and said it’s afrog. It was a partially-decomposed frog, but a frog nonetheless. And now Pepsi is screaming that it could not have possibly come from their plant. I …
Man accused of climbing into pit toilet – again Yup, again. Somehow, like in the case of Des Moines Man Jumps Into River Again, the word “again” makes it even funnier. Gary Moody had done this before, always saying that he had dropped something or other into the outhouse and that’s why he was in …
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I didn’t think boiling eggs was all that difficult, butperhaps I’m wrong. TheHappy Egg Company,who’s website is completely inaccessible to blind people unless I’m missing something, is now selling packs of preboiled and preshelled free range eggs for folks who “love free range eggs but don’t have the time or knack to prepare a boiled …
You know you really really love diet pepsi when you keep buying it and drinking it even after finding a dead mouse in a pepsi can. Yeah, now they just buy the bottles and pour it into a glass. That makes it so much better. I wouldn’t be able to drink the stuff after drinking …
I wasn’t sure that thecheeseburger in a cancould ever be topped, but I think it may have just been done. Beholdthe whole chicken in a can.Yes, bones and all. Grab yourself a bucket and click the link for lots of pictures and some pretty funny step by step narration. I’m glad I’ve already eaten lunch …
I just did a quick check, and it appears I haven’t done one of these since last November. Wow, that seems like way too long. So I’ll spare you a whole lot of banter since I don’t have much of substance to say today (How is this different from most other days?) and we’ll get …