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Antone Owens had to know that his life of crime wasn’t going to last forever. Not just because almost no one’s does, but because when you’re a not so discreet B and E artist with an apparent online porn problem, it’s just a matter of time. In a case from March, a female resident said she …
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Whatever substances Gregory Matthew Bruni may have been on, he can have ’em. I want no part of anything that would cause me to spend my evening the way he did. Let’s Recap The Allegations Against Bruni: 1.Got naked, climbed onto the Lands’ roof. 2.Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder. …
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Wow. According to this police report, Travis Mark Layton had himself quite the day at work for some reason. According to an incident report from Lilburn police, Layton was at the Sherwin-Williams store with a male coworker Thursday when he “attempted to give (the coworker) a hug.” He was rebuffed several times before attempting to …
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Haven’t seen one of these in a little while. Authorities arrested Jason Vickery, 23, on burglary and larceny charges. Deputies say he broke into a home on Atlantic View in St. Augustine. Vickery told police he got into the home through an unlocked door. He told investigators he went upstairs to masturbate in the bathroom …
Here’s a strange one. Yes, I’m aware that covers about 87% of everything that finds its way here. I just needed a way to start this, and that was the best I had. Anyway… A 43-year-old high school French teacher from LaSalle, Quebec has lost his job after pleading guilty to charges that he lured …
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It’s always lovely when things like this happen in your town at places you walk past all the time. And who the hell does this kind of thing during lunch hour at an open bank where there’s likely to be witnesses and where help is never far away? The incident happened around 12:20 p.m. at …
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It seems there’s another indecent exposure enthusiast on the loose in the Guelph area. NO, it’s not me, assholes! So since it would be nice if the police catch this creep and because there’s rarely a bad time for another wooded area joke, here’s the story. The incidents have taken place at the Rockwood Conservation …
How was I not familiar with the work of Charles Marshall? Clearly I’m slipping and must do better. The 28-year-old Ohio man was recently arrested for the fourth time in two years for doing the same thing. That thing is public masturbation with a teddy bear assistant. Three of those arrests resulted in convictions. Charles …
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And now, Leonard Sawyerr shows us how to go from being a lawyer to a former lawyer, based on this account of a recent airplane ride. Sawyerr insisted the arm rest between he and [a] woman remain raised to eliminate any physical barrier and…during the flight he continuously asked her personal questions. When efforts to …
Normally I would struggle to explain something like this to myself, but Valentine’s Day is coming up, so you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do to keep the love alive in a tough situation. The story, according to the authorities, is that Terry Glenn Doxey was sitting in a Cadillac across from the jail that …
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