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I hate when a restaurant worker screws up my order, especially when it involves something that’s difficult or impossible to fix. It actually happened to me just this week. but as much as I’d sometimes like to flip out and give a person or 3 the what for, I know there are better ways of …
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For reasons known only to 45-year-old Joe Testa and perhaps a few others who aren’t talking, he walked into a Brooklyn Stop & Shop supermarket with a bunch of avocados. If he was trying to sell them to the store, he must be a poor salesman, as an argument quickly broke out between himself and …
I’ve never had Big Peach soda. Never even heard of it, actually. But it must be awesome if it can cause this much of a fight, either that or young Diamond Lydia here must have one hell of a rage problem. He followed her into her bedroom and threw a box of chicken at her. …
There’s nothing funny about this, it’s just that collecting these is one of those things we do here. Corey Lamont Walker, 36, told his three roommates Tuesday morning that someone was stealing food from his room, police said. Walker blamed roommate Anthony Kimball Smith, 56, and an argument ensued, police said. Another roommate flagged down …
It’s been a while since we’ve had a food feud type story, and I’ll be honest, this one has me more than a little confused. I’m going to go on ahead and hope this guy is just slow, and not this much of an idiot/anger management reject. A South Carolina woman returned home from the …
There really ought to be some sort of IQ requirement attached to gun ownership. A quick test to weed out the type of people who would use their firearms for downright ridiculous purposes, such as settling arguments over who makes the best Kool-Aid. The two suspects were in front of an abandoned school on Tuesday …
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You really can make a weapon out of just about anything. In this case, we’re dealing in wasabi covered designer pants. A 22-year-old college student was arrested for attacking his girlfriend with her $200 designer jeans that he covered with wasabi sauce. John McGuinness, a student at Springfield College in Massachusetts, doused his girlfriend’s jeans …
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It’s been a good week for taco-related violence. There was the incident from yesterday, and now this. Police were summoned to the Taco Bell by workers who reported that a “white male in a white truck struck” the eatery’s entrance and then fled the scene. Cops tracked a fluid trail leaking from the vehicle to …
Let this be a lesson to you. Never, under any circumstances, fuck over the taco stand guy. Police said a 17-year-old man canceled his taco order when he realized he was late for school. The 19-year-old man followed the teen and tried to run him over with his truck, police said. When he missed him, …
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As sure as the seasons will change, drunken idiots will bust up restaurants over screwed up orders. In an interview with cops, Slate said that the duo was “upset with McDonald’s because their cheeseburgers had been messed up.” He then “advised that they went home and continued to drink beer and get worked up about …
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