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We’re just getting word of this now, but better late than never, as they say. And besides, the irony tag needs some love, so here goes. Resident Ricardo West is charged with one count of first-degree criminal sexual conduct, which carries a sentence of 25 years to life in prison; three counts of second-degree criminal …
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Wow. I can’t believe I started looking into this whole passport process back in September. Well, I have good news and bad news on that front. The good news is I must have filled out the form correctly, because I have a shiny new passport. It arrived while I was home with the family. The …
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Here’s a weird one. There’s a store in Edmonton devoted to saving things from going into the landfill. People pay a couple of bucks to drop something off, and then it’s free for anyone to take. It’s called the free store. Yup, the free store. People just take stuff, ya know, for free. Well, somebody …
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No matter how you feel about Wikileaks, it’s hard not to find this a tiny bit humourous on some level. Bjorn Hurtig, one of the lawyers representing Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, isquite upset that somebody leaked confidential police documents related to the rape Case Assange is fighting to the media. According to The Australian, Assange’s …
There was a sculpture consisting of 316 $1 bills stuck into some mesh to spell out the word “honesty”. It was stolen. I don’t think anything else needs to be said.
Police were summoned to a Chicago home because a woman was seen drunk outside holding her three-month-old child under her armpit like a football. And why was Jamie Riley drunk? Oh, she and her husband were just celebrating the fact that the DCFS had dropped their investigation into the safety of their child. Consider the …
I saw the story of Charles Lickteig, a supervisor of a sex offender treatment program, getting busted for exposing himself at a traffic light, and thought I should probably post it. Then I forgot about it. Plus I couldn’t think of much to say except hmmm…wonder how it’ll feel to be a member of the …
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Looks like we can run the how many years in a row has some idiot been popped for drunk driving during Halloween season while dressed up as a Breathalyzer count to 2. Here’slast year’sin case you’ve forgotten it, and here’sthe story of 19-year-old Matthew Nieveen,2010’s entry. According to a police report, he was driving a …
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I really appreciate it when people like Faribah Maradiaga make my job here easy for me. I say I appreciate her because if I just launch straight into the mockery I might get myselfstabbed,much like her anger management classmate. Maradiaga walked into a classroom on the Bellevue College campus, where a court services agency rents …
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Ya know, if Jimmy McCoy wants to help out a friend while he’s being transported to the hospital, he can maybe sit beside him and talk to him, or if his friend wants a hand to hold, he can hold his hand. Attempting to drive the ambulance to the hospital because he thinks he can …