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Looks like we can run the how many years in a row has some idiot been popped for drunk driving during Halloween season while dressed up as a Breathalyzer count to 2. Here’slast year’sin case you’ve forgotten it, and here’sthe story of 19-year-old Matthew Nieveen,2010’s entry. According to a police report, he was driving a …
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I really appreciate it when people like Faribah Maradiaga make my job here easy for me. I say I appreciate her because if I just launch straight into the mockery I might get myselfstabbed,much like her anger management classmate. Maradiaga walked into a classroom on the Bellevue College campus, where a court services agency rents …
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Ya know, if Jimmy McCoy wants to help out a friend while he’s being transported to the hospital, he can maybe sit beside him and talk to him, or if his friend wants a hand to hold, he can hold his hand. Attempting to drive the ambulance to the hospital because he thinks he can …
Alexander Alcantare needs to learn from his mistakes, or one of his mistakes may kill him. He’s an animal lover, and doesn’t sit back and wait for others to do what needs to be done. So when he saw an aligator with an arrow in its head, he thought he’d trap it and get it …
There isn’t much to this story, just that a Semi pulling a trailer full of fire extinguishers caught fire. Hmmm. That doesn’t speak volumes for the fire extinguishers! Were they made from Chimfex?
I can’t believe I’ve never written about Sheyla Hershey, but it appears I haven’t. The story goes that she has wanted bigger and bigger breasts. The last size she wanted was an M cup. She went to surgeons in Texas to have it done, but they wouldn’t touch her. not to be denied, she went …
Christopher Kaiser was with some other ghost hunters doing what ghost hunters do, duh, hunting for ghosts. They were on the hunt for a specific ghost train known to haunt some tracks at the place where it crashed back on August 27, 1891. Well, Kaiser may have found the ghosts, but not in the way …
This is seriously getting beyond ridiculous now.Aerosmith’s Tyler takes tumble in Toronto. Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler has fallen off a stage again — this time during a concert Tuesday night at Toronto’s Air Canada Centre. Tyler fell off a walkway after guitarist Joe Perry backed into him, according to the Toronto Sun. They were playing …
Now there’s a sick thought. China, in an attempt to make sure that people didn’t sit too long on park benches in Shangdong province, have installed meters. Meters? Yup. Benches are covered in spikes that aren’t long enough to cause harm, but just long enough to make things uncomfortable. If you pay, the spikes go …
If you’re stealing security equipment from a store, you would think they would have security equipment that would capture your theft attempts. That would be a safe assumption, now wouldn’t it, Terrance Mitchell? I thought so.