If you’re stealing security equipment from a store, you would think they would have security equipment that would capture your theft attempts. That would be a safe assumption, now wouldn’t it, Terrance Mitchell? I thought so.
Category Archives: irony
You Killed My Sister, Now I’m Coming For Yours!
What did these two sisters do to piss off the moose population? I mean, how likely is it that one sister would hit a moose, and then the other sister, while on her way to visit her sister in the hospital, would hit another moose? I’m glad the second sister wasn’t injured nearly as badly …
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This Is Why We Have An Irony Tag
St. Petersburg, Florida – Starting January 1st, manufacturers are required to sell fire-safe cigarettes in Florida. But many smokers don’t like the cigarettes, which burn out when left unattended. “90 percent of the people in this store don’t like them,” said Phil Kassis, owner of PK’s Food Store on Haines Road North in St. Petersburg. …
A Truck Load Of Heads, Is Rollin’ Down The Highway
Thanks Ann for the lead on this one. Yikes. That would be a scary morning for police in Royse City, Texas, who stopped a giant trailer for speeding. The guy was acting kind of suspiciously, so they looked in the back of the trailer, only to find 2 dozen embalmed human heads staring back at …
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Fund-Raising His Balls Off
Ow ow ow ow ow! Ok, now I think I can tell the story. Joe Cooper and his friends were wanting to raise money for a local hospital by waxing their chests. I guess Joe was the only one who felt brave enough to agree to have his groin waxed. It turned out to be …
The Biggest Father-Son Fight Ever
Here’s something the folks at the Rock Church in Monroe will be talking about for a while. Near the church, there used to stand a 62-foot, six-storey statue of Jesus…until I guess God decided to strike it down with a lightning strike. Now all that remains are some smoking ruins, and a lot of onlookers. …
The Media Can’t Be Restricted Unless I Do It
Somebody explain to me why, during the signing ceremony for the Daniel Pearl Freedom of the Press Act, a bill designed to protect journalistic freedom, the media was restricted from coming? Hmmm. The act sounds noble, but that little detail makes me go hmmm.
When They Have The Lunch, Will Crow Be On The Menu?
It wouldn’t be that newsworthy that the U.S. Interior Department’s Minerals Management Service had to cancel an annual lunch and ceremony because they were busy dealing with the giant oil spill…until you realize that the luncheon was to celebrate the safety record of offshore drilling. Wooops. Looks like that lunch needed to be canceled anyway. …
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The Father Of Evolution May Have Been His Own Grandpa!
When I got this one from Ann, I knew it had to go up. Here’s some irony for ya. There is a report that shows that Darwin, Mr. theory of evolution, had some trouble in his family that was caused by inbreeding. I know marrying cousins was something they did back then, but I still …
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Drinking And Driving The Point Home
This case would be sad, but nothing special, except for one detail. Rene E. Fernandez got drunk and started driving like a maniac. He hit an elderly couple and hurt them pretty badly. As they waited for help, he grinned and walked around the accident scene with no regard for their well-being. They used to …