Barb keeps saying we need a really fat people tag…and I’m starting to think she’s right. Just look at the story of Donna Simpson. She is *trying* to reach 1000 pounds. She is trying! She says the weight isn’t impacting her health, even though in the next breath she admits needing a mobility scooter and …
Category Archives: mailbag
Blonde At The Hardware Store
A blonde called her mom and said, “Hi Mom, I need some help. I’m at the police station.” “Police station?! I thought you were with your father at the hardware store.” “Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they’ve let me make one phone call.” “Arrested? My God! What happened?” …
A Few Jokes
I always like it when I get jokes from Brad. Not sure if the rest of you do or will, but… *I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door. They asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of …
Talking Blind Man’s Blues
Jen sent me something that I think needs a spot up on this old blog. I give you the Talking Blind Man’s Blues. It says it’s by Chrissie Cochrane, but I swear Chrissie a. is female and b. doesn’t sound like that. But it’s a good song and it made me chuckle. And it also …
The Way Too Mobile Mobile Home
We’ve started noticing big, seemingly impossible-to-steal objects getting stolen, like railway bridges, beaches and rollercoasters. Now add a mobile home to the list. Those are some bold thieves, just pulling up with a tow truck and hauling the trailer away. The rightful owners haven’t seen it in weeks, and doubt they’ll find it. It’s a …
In Tracy, Calling 911 Is Expensive
I got news of this from Ann Adams. We all pay a few cents on our bill for access to 911. Did you ever think that you could be paying for it every time you want to use it? Well, the people of Tracy, California have to think about this. They can either pay an …
Dance With The Devil
I feel sorry for this dance instructor. It sounds like he would have gotten, well, quite the shock. It all started when Kevin Johnson called him and asked for some dance lessons. But when Johnson showed up at the instructor’s door, he came with some other plans in mind. I guess he was morally offended …
He Was Definitely Under The Influence…
It’s obvious what was ruling Robert J. Kiesel when he had this car accident. Booze! I mean look at him. While drunk, he crashed his car into a liquor truck which was parked outside a wine store. Dude, you don’t need any more booze, I think you’ve had enough. Thanks for the story, Ann.
Crap Chop
I don’t know if this is true, but I thought it was fucking awesome, and I could see how this could happen. Remember the Slap Chop? Well, somebody got one, and here’s what s/he thinks of it. My experience with the Slap Chop!!! Ok so I got a slapchop for Christmas………. This dirty son of …
Bean Soup
Ahh Brad. If there’s one thing he’s good for, it’s bad jokes. When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this?” “Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied. “I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. …