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Kern County thieves make it easy for authorities Easy seems to be understating things a tad, but I’ll cut that headline some slack since I can’t come up with a word to describe something that’s easier than easy. Five brain surgeons decided to rob the building that once housed the Homestead restaurant in the hamlet …
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This is one of the weirdest burglaries I’ve ever seen. Should I call it a burglary, or a wacky office-rearranging job? He does take stuff, like change, a laptop, some other random items, but sometimes he puts other items in place of the ones he stole. In one case, he took water bottles and moved …
I swear criminals are getting dumber. Here’s our latest dumbass. His name is Michael Axel, and he was serving as a stockbroker for a bunch of elderly clients. I guess their money looked way too tempting, so he started stealing from them. But where did that money go? Overseas to a Nigerian scammer. Michael Axel, …
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There’s a reason you’ve always heard of a getaway car and not a getaway bus. Yeah, he didn’t even steal a school bus or something. After stealing beer from a convenience store, he waited outside the store at the bus stop for the bus. Dude, I think you would have been better off using your …
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Wow. I have to hope that this was Christopher Kron’s first burglary. That has to be the reason he would ignore a really loud burglar alarm, walk towards the cameras while stealing only a bottle of booze, answer the phone, and when it was the security company, give his real name, and when he managed …
If you plan to tell the cops that you are not who they think you are, it’s best to first make sure thatyou do not have your last name tattooed on the side of your head.Do I make myself clear, Sterling F. Wolfname?
>Nice try, bud, but I’m relieved it didn’t work. Maybe the only reason it didn’t was his fake business card had no name. A guy came into a porn shop and demanded sex videos for free because he was a police detective and wanted to verify the ages of the participants…yeah, that’s it. It didn’t …
When I first saw this story, I didn’t care about it, but upon closer inspection, I can’t stop laughing. I laughed so hard that Steve wondered what was so goddamn funny. Well, what do you think of the image of a couple of drunken fools breaking into a store, stealing a bunch of patio furniture, …
What kind of dumbass would rape a woman and then give her his phone number? Michael K. Mahoney, that’s what kind. He’s also the kind of dumbass who would bite his mother on the breast area over baseball cards and hide behind a partition during his arraignment. What I really want to know is what …
Here’s your free advice for the day. If you’re planning on robbing a place or 2, it’s a good idea to bring your own getaway vehicle. Police said, early Friday morning, John Opperman-Green robbed a 7-Eleven on Orange Blossom Trail. When he left the store, he tried to get a ride with some men he …
