When ever I see a story like this one, the same question always comes to mind. What’s more painful, getting it there or keeping it there? Police in Vermont stopped a car driven by Alex Boulet, a 29-year-old man from New York City. He was driving erratically, and they believed he might just be under …
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The Appropriate Name Of The Year Award Winner Is Already In The Bag
February 2015 Update: Reber was found guilty of felony battery and will be spending the next two years in jail. Our victim ended up requiring reconstructive scrotal surgery, which sounds about quarter past terrifying. He is said to still be suffering from pain today, nearly 3 years after the attack. That makes two of us, …
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Wait, You Studied Where?
As somebody who has written things for a good while now, I can’t help but be just a bit disgusted and disappointed when I see stories like the tale of Jon Flatland. Flatland, a former newspaper owner and now former humour columnist, has recently been exposed as one of the worst plagiarists in the history …
A Post With A Bunch Of Stuff In It Just To Show You We’re Alive
So…this place sure has been hopping lately, eh? Yeah…about that. I’m sorry. Really, I am. But to be honest, it can’t be helped, and I can’t say when it’s going to get better. I don’t want to get into a whole lot of specifics, so I’ll leave it at this: There are a few things …
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We Call To The Stand…Oh, Forget It
This fellow didn’t wind up in jail for anything all that out of the ordinary. He’s a weapons, booze and drugs guy who can’t seem to stay out of trouble. There are lots of those, but what makes this one special is…this. Court records show his previous name was Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, and he legally …
His Lawsuit Sure Puts The Dim In Dimmick
This is the stupidest lawsuit I’ve seen in a while. Jesse Dimmick has filed a $235,000 breach of contract lawsuit against Jared and Lindsay Rowley. That sounds fairly routine, until you hear what the contract was and how it came to be. Two years ago, Jesse Dimmick was a wanted man. He was a suspect …
Wood Was The Star Of The Show
Speaking of easy material, here’s a PDF news release from the Guelph Police Service about an indecent exposure incident. Note the location. That’s right, Starwood drive. Title makes sense now, doesn’t it? I also like the reference to a wooded area. Sure was. Although considering the crime we’re dealing with, doesn’t anywhere this type of …
Who Put The Hard In The Hardware? You Did Baby, You Did.
We’ve talked before about Freddie and TeddyJohnson, both known for rubbing up against and groping women on busy subway trains in New York. Well, apparently they’re not alone, and this latest sicko has an even better name. Meet Darnell Hardware, yes, Hardware, who is accused of exposing himself, then grinding against women in the subway …
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>Now The Owners Of The Spa Will Sweat Profusely
>Ok. Is it ever a good idea to wrap yourself in mud, plastic, blankets and cardboard boxes in an attempt to detoxify yourself of…who knows what? Also, while you are intensely sweating, something this is designed to cause, is it a good idea to not drink water? two people found out it wasn’t such a …
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These Two Should Think About Moving To Failureberg
If that old saying about looking up things in the dictionary and finding pictures beside them were true and if a picture dictionary existed containing a definition for complete fucking trainwreck, Juliette Dunn may well be found there. Police said they spotted Dunn and Jefferson sitting at the playground, the young children on the ground …
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