I’ve gotten a few errant text messages from time to time, but never have I decided that I should meet the wrong number-texter and fight. But that’s what Scott Allen Elder and Brian Matison decided to do. They met in a parking lot and Elder, who actually is the younger of the two men, shot …
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I’m Sure He Thought The Sentence Was Crap Too
Remember our old pal Weusi McGowan? The one who smeered his lawyer with crap and threw some at the jury? Well, he got 31 years in the slammer. I guess they checked him for any bags of crap, because there was no word of him hurling anything at the judge after that sentence.
For Some Reason I Can’t Help But Wonder About All The References To Children
There’s so much going on here that I’m not sure where to begin. A woman named Hooker won an award for being the “Lay Person of the Year”. Her husband’s name is B.J. B.J. is currently a pastor at the Big Woods Congregational Methodist Church. In the article we also get to learn about where …
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Maybe She Should Have Secured The Box With A Few More Knots
So, Jackie Denise Knott, which is it? Was it that the box was secure on top of your van, held there by a clothes hanger, or was it that you needed your 13-year-old daughter to hold it in place? You can’t have it both ways. It’s a good thing the van was found before both …
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Last Time I checked, Breasts Weren’t Part Of My Mouth
I was just saying to Steve that we hadn’t seen a freaky dentist show up in a while, and I was worried we wouldn’t find any more. Oh how I was wrong. I would have rather been right, but it was not to be. Benva Oshana Lazar is quite the prize. He has molested at …
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He Certainly Put the Poo In Pool
Ug. Now there’s something I wouldn’t want to have happen. A Florida family suddenly heard something crash into their pool screen and fall into their pool. It turned out to be a naked, drunk man covered in poop. Yup. When they recognized him, he ran away, but police tracked him, Robert Stark Higgins, down. All …
People For The Poor Naming Of Websites
PETA, source of endless material that it is, has done it again. I have no idea how long it’s been like this, butclick on over to the organization’s blogand have a gander at what they named it. I understand what they were going for, but did nobody bother to say PETA Files out loud a …
Unsafe Gun Safety Lesson
Here’s a case of someone who’s going to be scarred for life. an aptly named man named James Looney decided that he had to give his girlfriend a lesson in gun safety. His method? Hold a gun to his own head and ask her if when he pulled the trigger, it would go off. the …
I Had No Idea Those City Holiday Parties Were So Crazy
Well, I suppose that if mystery marijuana is going to show up anywhere,High Streetwould probably be the most likely place. If these plants ended up in the city-owned basket any way other than some kind of mistake in a flower order, police should have no trouble catching a suspect. Seriously, how fast could a person …
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Salvation Army Brats
It looks like Gloria Ballard has caught Roger Stephens Disease, and I think it’s in a far more severe form than what Stephens himself exhibits. She grabbed a two-year-old who was annoying her somehow, put him over her knee and smacked him 3 times. Then, in court, she tried to claim she gently hugged him …