This shouldn’t be funny to me, but for some reason, it is. Among the latest products from China that have way too much melamine in them, all different manner of sex spreads. As an aside, what a lame company name for sex toys and such. “Le bang.”
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Is A Fox’s Tail Really That Cool?
Why do I have such a hate on for Tommy Fox? I can’t explain it, but I just keep thinking the dude’s a giant prick. I don’t know about you, but if I were to drive over an animal, my first thought wouldn’t have been, “Ooo! A fox! Let’s go back, get the carcase and …
Lucky For Who?
Wow. It’s amazing that because a gas station accidentally set their price to 35 cents a gallon instead of $3.50, they managed to lose 1000 gallons of gas and $3000 in two hours. That’s how you know gas prices are way high. I guess people told everybody about the awesome prices, and there was traffic …
Well, Lawyers Do Like To Spew It…
I should be able to take this lawsuit seriously. I mean, I can’t imagine finding out that, while I was under the knife, my doctor somehow stapled my butt shut. But I can’t. Why? Because the guy this happened to is represented by a lawyer named Emily Malarkey. by the sounds of it, she should …
It’s Fitting, But I Still Hate Myself
It so pains me to post this, but since people with wacky names is kind of one of those things we do here, here goes. Congratulations to the winner of this years Nez Perce County Fair hog calling competition,Jolee Bacon. You probably wonder why that was so hard. Maybe you even think it’s amusing. And …
T Is For Tickle, That’s Good Enough For Me…To Be Thrown Out Of The Park
Lawyer Charles R. Douglas was ordered by a judge last week to stay away from a local park. Seems that the 58-year-old attorney has a thing for walking up to people he doesn’t know and asking if they would mind him performing his tickle monster routine on their children. Not surprisingly, a few people minded …
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Wel Wel Well, A Chip Off The Old Cock!
What’s funnier? Is it that a long-lost father and son both ended up in the sexual predators’ wing of a Scottish jail, or that the jail is called Peterhead Jail? All joking aside, they sound like a sick pair.
Only Got A 3 Inch Tool
I’m not so sure that this would be my first line of defense if I werethis guy, but hey, I guess you’ve gotta do whatever you think’s gonna get you off…so to speak. A Texas doctor on trial for indecent exposure claimed that he couldn’t be guilty of flashing an undercover cop because, well, there …
Dear Future Generations Of Swedes:
You have my deepest sympathies. And remember, when the day comes that you’ve had enough and finally snap, it wasn’t me who decided that your idiot parents should be allowed to name you something stupid like Budweiser. The guy you want to lay the beating on is Lars Tegenfeldt, and you might want to consider …
Blaze Allah
Wow. It looks like God Lucky Howard has been trumped. Now, arrested on drug charges is Almighty Supremebeing Allah. Gee, Mr. Allah, you don’t seem very supreme right now.