This will get the What The Fuck department moving. Why in hell would a guy put a gun to another guy’s belly, demand money, then lead him over to his car, then give him a great big huhg? Was he hoping that if he hugged him, he wouldn’t get reported to the police? That’s just, …
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A Thief With A Conscience
It’s not very often you hear about a thief doing something good. But this one may have just saved a whole bunch of people. A known criminal decided to break into an abandoned red van, but once he got inside, he was freaked out by what he saw. There were cups of white substances, cans …
>I’d Send The Guy A Sympathy Card, But I Doubt He Has Time For It
>The next time you feel like bitching about a few spam emails finding their way to your inbox, stop a moment and spare a thought for poor Colin Wells, who receives around44000 of the things every single day. According to ClearMyMail, a company that appears to have saved this poor bastard’s internet life, his totals …
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More On The Fruits And Nuts Who Regulate Fruits And Nuts
There’s a great article in the Washington Post about the European Union’s ridiculous fruit and vegetable regulations. Reading it leads me to a question. How can anybody possibly stand living there? I know government is horrible everywhere for all kinds of reasons, but lord love a duck, just look at some of this crap! Consider …
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BYOGD
Here’s your free advice for the day. If you’re planning on robbing a place or 2, it’s a good idea to bring your own getaway vehicle. Police said, early Friday morning, John Opperman-Green robbed a 7-Eleven on Orange Blossom Trail. When he left the store, he tried to get a ride with some men he …
>Cardiac Arrested
>I’ve looked at restaurant bills and thought I’d take a heart attack, but I’ve never thought faking one to get out of paying the bill was a good idea. But apparently Robert Farnum has been known to do this several times a day. He’ll leave the house with no money on him, saying he won’t …
Attention All Future Psychotherapists, Psychologists and Psychiatrists
Meet Sasha Bennington. She is going to need a lot of help once she grows up and maybe her modeling career doesn’t pan out. She will realize that she was used by her completely psycho mother, Jane, to live out her dreams of becoming a model vicariously through her little girl. Jane has claimed that …
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Why I Don’t Donate Money To Most Charities And Neither Should You
When you cut that nice, fat check to your charity of choice, do you know where the money goes? If your answer is no, well, all I can say to you isprepare to make a mess in your pants. In a lot of cases, far less than even half of every dollar you donate goes …
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Roscoe, No! That’s Not A Dog Bone!
This story of a dog gnawing off its owner’s toe is so great. First, there’s the idea that it happened. I guess Linda Floyd has no feeling in her feet due to diabetes, she had a hangnail, put a bandage on it, and went to sleep. AS she slept, dear little Roscoe the miniature dachshund …
Story Time With Steve
Police: Drunk Woman Slept In Neighbor’s Home This story isn’t particularly funny, but posting it is a good excuse to tell one of my own that’s significantly better. In fact it’s one of my favourite stories to tell, but this is going to be my first crack at writing it down so I hope I …