The United States Supreme Courthas agreed to hear a case brought by 2 Kentucky death row inmateswho say that lethal injections are cruel and unusual punishment and are therefore in violation of the Eighth Amendment of the country’s Constitution. I’m not sure how much chance they have of winning, but it’s definitely far from impossible. …
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The Short Circuit Isn’t On The Board.
A girl walks into an airport with what looks like a circuitboard and thinks it will be perceived as art? Ok then. How stupid is she? Surprisingly, she’s smart enough to be an MIT student in electrical engineering. But something obviously isn’t wired up right in her brain. Star Simpson, 19, wandered into Logan International …
A Bad Trip
Wow. This horrible chain of events definitely would qualify as a bad day as the story put it. Our unknown star of the show from Val Des Monts, Quebec, had a little too much crack cocaine. So, down he went into a violent seizure. This upset his pit bull tarrier, who promptly took a bite …
Merry Christmas Dad, And Don’t Forget To Check Out Our Big Boxing Day Sale
What price would you be willing to pay for a free phone call? It’s a strange question I know, but ifPudding Mediahas its way, it’s one to which people are going to have to give some serious thought. The company is behind a service similar to ones like Skype that allow you to make phone …
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What An Asscidhole
Ok kids, pop quiz time. You’re having some work done at your house. The repairman doing the job takes off for the day and leaves a few jugs and bottles full of some kind of strange liquid in your basement when he goes. Do you:A. Not really think about them because you know he’s coming …
Update On The Drunks Looking For Cabs Thing
It looks like there’s a solution to the problem of the drunks demanding cabs late at night and waking up the whole neighbourhood. I guess the city approved a plan to set up taxi stands during those late-night crazy hours. I didn’t think there would be enough cabs to make that work, but I’m glad …
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Teach Your Children Well, Or Better Yet, Let Them Teach Themselves
Man, England is going to hell. They have CCTV’s everywhere, nobody going to jail for things they should go to jail for, and now, a bunch of people responsible for education think that kids should set their own tests and grade themselves. Hmmm, I can’t see any problem with that, can you? I guess, if …
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Maybe It’s Part Of The Plan To Kill Off A Few Extra Children
You know, we really shouldn’t be too surprised when China uses high amounts of lead in the toys they make. I mean, this should already be a no-brainer. But it becomes especially unsurprising when they are too cheap to build a bridge over a raging river so some of their kids can get to school, …
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Poisonous Stupidity
Ok, why is it that the completely dumb among us do things to themselves that should earn them a Darwin award, but manage to live? The latest moron is Matt Wilkenson. Strike 1. He kept a pet rattle snake.Strike 2. He put it down his throat because he thought it would be funny.Strike 3. It …
Would This Be Ouch, Or Would It Be Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Ouch!?
Don’t ask me how things like this happen, because I don’t know. but what I do know is that it would have sucked a big juicy hard one to be Venezuelan car accident victim Carlos Camejo who, after being declared dead, surprised medical examiners by waking up during his autopsy, or as the article so …
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