The government of Ontario, [the Canadian province I live in] is considering passing legislation that would allow restaurant patrons to bring their own bottles of wine with them rather than forcing them to pay for their wine at the restaurant itself. Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty calls the proposed move a “very civilized” idea and says …
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Don’t Be Sexist, Chicks Hate That
Canada’s National Action Committee on the Status of Women announced today that it is in financial ruin and is pretty much out of money. The group appealed to the government to forgive all of their unpaid taxes in an effort to help them deal with their debt. You know, if I had a sexist side …
Truth Is Dumber Than Fiction
Just when I think I’ve seen the stupidest thing I could possibly see, somebody comes along and tops it. Ok, this story actually more than tops it. It not only takes the cake, I think it baked the fucking thing. I can’t remember which town this happened in but honestly it’s not that important to …
Flawed Logic
A group called The Kaiser Family Foundation has just published a study on junk food addiction and childhood obesity and their findings are in a word, stupid. The study finds that a large part of why kids are so addicted to junk food and getting so fat is that their are more commercials for candy …
Irony At It’s Finest
If you ever find yourself needing to define irony for somebody, forget the dictionary and just point them here. It seems that Eminem has filed a nice hefty lawsuit against Apple Computer, specifically Apple’s iTunes music download service for of all things, get this, copyright infringement. Acording to Em and his music publishing company Eight …
Poor Bastard
Man, would this ever suck. To make a slightly longer story just a bit shorter, I’ll explain what happened for those of you who may not want to click the link. Some poor guy in Greece was just minding his own business looking at some nice internet porn when what should he come across among …
Just Say No
I come across some really weird things when I’m looking for topics for my radio shows but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite like this, which is completely true by the way, you absolutely cannot write stuff like this. I also want to say that even though I’ve been known to drink heavily …
Cool Story Of The Day
I heard this on the radio again this morning and I think it’s definitely noteworthy. Scientists in Russia have successfully grown a new dick for a Russian, teenage boy. They graphed the skin and allowed it to grow off of his bicep.(try explaining that in the summer). The graph was a complete success as, miraculously, …
Whatever You Wanna Call It
I saw a story on the news today about a 58-year-old man who was killed after he crashed his car into a tree. After telling us all about the accident the news girl said that police are saying that the man died of natural causes. Well, I suppose that when you stop and think about …
This Actually Happened
I heard this on “The Weird News” on my way in to work this morning. Yesterday a South Dakota judge made a decision that local residents of a small S.D. town said was only fair. The problem arose when the citizens of a small neighbourhood went to authorities with a complete about one single man …