Like I saidlast time,some of these links will probably stop working after a little while. This is normal. Like I also said last time, feel free to send things in, I can always use more material. Ok, here we go. *In some news I’m very happy to hear, the British government isconsidering giving police the …
Category Archives: other animals
Rabbits Growl?
I learned something yesterday that still makes me laugh whenever I think about it. I learned that rabbits can growl! Now wouldn’t that be funny to hear? I looked for a while for recorded rabbit growls, but sadly, I can’t find any. So here’s my question. Has anyone heard a rabbit growl? What does it …
OUCH!
Man needs surgery after sex with hedgehog. And if that’s not enough for you, feel free to have a look at theSmartKlamp male circumcision device. If anyone needs me, I’ll be trying desperately to convince my penis that I’m not crazy enough to subject it to any of this shit.
Flame-Ingos
Gay flamingos strike long-term relationship this one’s weird. Weird and interesting.
Nice Going, Captain Hook
Bad idea: Using artillery shells as paperweights.Worse idea:Using those paperweights to crush bugs. There’s nothing I could ever hope to add to this other than I’m glad this guy was never a teacher of mine, and how great would it be if the bug ended up surviving?
Man forced to marry goat in southern Sudan
First it’s a guystealing a sheep,and nowthis. This might be the most well written story I’ve ever read. To me, any article that includes the words “goat defiler” is an automatic winner in my eyes, unless of course it’s somehow about me.
This Is Just Strange
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Homeless man Grady Allen Carnahan was caught trying to steal a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo on Tuesday night. A security guard called police after noticing a man lugging a trash can with a sheep inside. Carnahan tried to tell police he was a doctor and the sheep was sick. …
The Year In Weird News
This showed up in the email today. I know none of these are fakes, I remember seeingmost of them while doing radio research and such. NEW YORK –The Easter Bunny was hopping mad but kept his cool after being socked by a boy, a Wal-Mart greeter was sacked for showing a lot more than customers …
Thanks For The Tip
Apparently cow tipping isn’t as easy as people make it sound, and here’s the study to prove it. Yes, I said study. Two scientists at the University of British Columbia have rather disagreeably debunked the myth that you can – when suitably refreshed after a night on the sauce – stagger into a field and …
People are Getting Weirder, or Is It Me?
Yes, I’m alive. I just haven’t been very interesting these days, or seen anything interesting enough to write about…until yesterday. I’ve been having to take Babs to the vet because she developed a lump that had to be removed, and then I saw some smaller lumps and so we came back. Most people who come …