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So some boys broke into an abandoned apartment complex and stole some stuff. But then one of the boys decided they couldn’t leave any witnesses, so killed the goldfish that were in the tank. Didn’t anybody tell this kid that a. goldfish don’t talk, and b. goldfish have a three-second memory? So now, on top …
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If onlyKeith R. Griffinhad known about and installedPawSense,his life could have been drastically different, especially where making the news for being a slow-witted pervert is concerned. When cats walk or climb on your keyboard, they can enter random commands and data, damage your files, and even crash your computer. This can happen whether you are …
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I’m easily amused. The image of a cellphone-swallowing crocodile whose stomach won’t stop ringing makes me giggle. Equally amusing is the lady whose phone he swallowed wanting her sim card back. Lady, your phone went down the hatch of acroc! Even if they could get your sim card back, all data is probably lost. Maybe …
Ok, first a cat gets an ASBO. Now, in Boston, one gets summoned for jury duty. I know stuff like this happens all the time, but the funny part about this one is when the family explained the situation to the commissioner of jury selection, he didn’t care! So, they might have to bring the …
You know how I have this thing for snake stories. This one just gives me the creeps. Two guys used a snake as part of a sexual assault! Ug. Shiver. John Bullock and Damonta Jones are two sick individuals. I really don’t have anything else to say except ug.
That has gotta suck. Folks at McClain County’s Operation Christmas were all happy with themselves. Happy happy happy. They went to pick up the toys to be delivered to lots of girls and boys, when they discovered that something else had been living with the toys. A skunk! And it had sprayed all the toys. …
Man, people need to stop heaving stuff through drive-through windows. This latest one was gross, but thankfully didn’t hurt anyone. So what was put through the drive-through window? a dead squirrel. Eeewww. Apparently Christopher Thompson was doing some work on his friend’s car when his friend thought it would be funny to leave a dead …
The story of what happens when you confine 40 cats to part of your home and then don’t give them a litter box sounds like a tall tale, but it’s true. Just ask the veterinarians who came to take the cats away from Kevin Lamar Addison. Veterinarians were treating the animals Wednesday for conjunctivitis, upper …
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Update: Not that it makes things any less creepy and gross, but it turns out that the mouse up our friend’s ass was a computer mouse, not an I’m going to chew through your walls and fuck up your home mouse. Somebody should have told him that’s not how backing things up is supposed to …
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Does Francis McGinley know Gary L. Korkuc? They both have twisted tastes in food, and they’re both twisted individuals. Can you imagine being McGinley’s room-mate? You’re just in your house, loo dee doo, when McGinley, who’s been hittin’ the McGinley pretty good, comes home with 2 blood-soaked 4-week-old kittens. Was he trying to rescue them? …