Ug. Now there’s an image I don’t need. Li Chang, a fishmonger in China, fell in a tank full of eels. The eels were a little freaked by the new person in their tank, and started slithering every which way. A few slipped up his trouser leg, and one of them slithered up his ass! …
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The Results Aren’t Shocking, But The Experiment Is
Ow ow ow ow ow ow! So apparently, there’s this new way to do surgery called electrosurgery that involves a current being concentrated and creating an incision without actually cutting. I guess dudes who want a circumcision later, but don’t want blades going near their penises thought this would be a good alternative. Some doctors …
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Oh Sweet Jesus!
Crawford day to day with “testicular contusion” Rays four-time All-Star LF Carl Crawford is day to day after sustaining a “testicular contusion” during a scary moment in Tuesday’s game when he was struck by a pickoff throw from Orioles starter Jake Arrieta. “It caught me square, it couldn’t have hit (me) in a better spot,” said Crawford, …
Stunning Police Work
I think officers in Avon and Somerset need a little retraining on how to use a stun gun if it went off accidentally, and a little retraining on not being total assholes if they did it on purpose. Either way, somebody needs a brush-up. The story goes that Peter Cox was driving to a friend’s …
Gees Charlotte, I Thought We Were Friends
There are 2 reasons why you’ll never catch me swimming or sleeping naked. I care about the feelings of others and nobody ever needs to be subjected to seeing that, plus I’d rather notget bitten on the knob by a katipo spider. A Canadian tourist in New Zealand suffered a swollen penis and chest pain …
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Wiiiiiilllllliiiiiieeeee!
You know, as much as I have to make fun of Willie Eugene Lewis for climbing into an electrical substation, I do have to give him kudos for being able to walk to the emergency room on his own after receiving the frizzle frying that he did. Nobody can tell us why Lewis felt the …
Trauma To The Groin
I was looking at the search queeries, and someone’s looking for the guitar chords for Heywood Banks’s song “Trauma to the Groin.” Well, damn you, now you’ve put the song in my head. So, while I don’t have chords for ya, here’s the song. Ya know, with all the traumas to the groin we list …
Fund-Raising His Balls Off
Ow ow ow ow ow! Ok, now I think I can tell the story. Joe Cooper and his friends were wanting to raise money for a local hospital by waxing their chests. I guess Joe was the only one who felt brave enough to agree to have his groin waxed. It turned out to be …
People Talk About Getting Personal With Bubba, But This Is A Different Bubba
Holy crap! This is quite the story. Jim Harris is not a weak man. He has hoofed Hell’s Angels from a biker bar and served in Vietnam and came out unscathed. Then along came Bubba the water buffalo head. Just have a look at the picture of the giant head. Imagine that falling on you. …
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These Are Your Balls. This Is Your Lack Of Balls After LSD. Any Questions?
Gees! If you ever get the strange desire to take LSD, don’t try any in Arcata, California. Police there have had to deal with one hell of a lot of people who are screwed up from the drug. They’re not sure if there’s some contaminated stuff going around, or if a lot of people have …
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