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There are 2 reasons why you’ll never catch me swimming or sleeping naked. I care about the feelings of others and nobody ever needs to be subjected to seeing that, plus I’d rather notget bitten on the knob by a katipo spider. A Canadian tourist in New Zealand suffered a swollen penis and chest pain …
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You know, as much as I have to make fun of Willie Eugene Lewis for climbing into an electrical substation, I do have to give him kudos for being able to walk to the emergency room on his own after receiving the frizzle frying that he did. Nobody can tell us why Lewis felt the …
I was looking at the search queeries, and someone’s looking for the guitar chords for Heywood Banks’s song “Trauma to the Groin.” Well, damn you, now you’ve put the song in my head. So, while I don’t have chords for ya, here’s the song. Ya know, with all the traumas to the groin we list …
Ow ow ow ow ow! Ok, now I think I can tell the story. Joe Cooper and his friends were wanting to raise money for a local hospital by waxing their chests. I guess Joe was the only one who felt brave enough to agree to have his groin waxed. It turned out to be …
Holy crap! This is quite the story. Jim Harris is not a weak man. He has hoofed Hell’s Angels from a biker bar and served in Vietnam and came out unscathed. Then along came Bubba the water buffalo head. Just have a look at the picture of the giant head. Imagine that falling on you. …
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Gees! If you ever get the strange desire to take LSD, don’t try any in Arcata, California. Police there have had to deal with one hell of a lot of people who are screwed up from the drug. They’re not sure if there’s some contaminated stuff going around, or if a lot of people have …
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If you ever decide to take up paragliding, at least, at the very minimum, finish reading that book on paragliding you started before taking your first flight. I would think you should take some lessons. But don’t rely on some YouTube clips. You should also not take your maiden voyage with only your wife and …
We often hear about people shooting themselves in the foot or leg because the gun in their waistband went off, but this guy shot himself in the balls! Ow ow ow ow ow! You know, besides the ow factor of this guy shooting himself right in the boys, there were a few other lines that …
Ann sent me this horrible round-up of things men have done to their penises. I’d heard of some of them, but some of them were new to me, and made me yell out imagining how much that would hurt. Really, leave your unit alone. It doesn’t need to be messed with. If you do mess …
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>*shiver*. Imagine having a fanged leech pulled from your nose! Eek! Really, I have nothing else to say.