Ow ow ow ow ow! A guy broke into a hunting and fishing store, but the robbery was not successful. Why? He lost his balance and fell on some fish hooks, getting them embedded in his butt. One of them had to be removed in hospital. Oh, you say, but how do you know they …
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Oh, What A Feeling, I’m Fallin’ From The Ceiling
This guy really took the old expression “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” to heart. He broke into a drug warehouse of some kind, but then he heard sirens coming. This wasn’t good, he thought, and he must escape. So, he climbed into the ceiling…but it wasn’t strong enough to hold him, …
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My Name Is Sue, How Do You Do?
My god, the people with whom we share this earth! I have been rendered speechless. I…I don’t know what to say. Just read this story, and check to make sure you still have both your ears. Then make sure noone who looks like Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu is anywhere near you. According to the criminal complaint, …
Why I Otter…
That would be one hell of a way to start your day. You’re strolling along, taking your morning walk, when…you are attacked by a rabid otter! Seriously? Yup, very seriously. That’s what happened to 96-year-old Morrell Denton. The otter was sure determined. Two dudes, along with Denton, tried to get it off. One of them …
You Don’t Need A Napkin, What You Need Is More Sauce
If ever you have occasion to eat kebabs in Germany, do not wipe your food covered hands anywhere on the seller’s stand even though he won’t let you have any napkins. Doing so may be grounds for receivinga ladle full of hot sauce to the eyes. Police in the city of Bremen have taken a …
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Dance With The Devil
I feel sorry for this dance instructor. It sounds like he would have gotten, well, quite the shock. It all started when Kevin Johnson called him and asked for some dance lessons. But when Johnson showed up at the instructor’s door, he came with some other plans in mind. I guess he was morally offended …
Sinking Like A Sunset
I’d like to start this off by saying that I do, as a human being, feel bad for this family. Sitting in a hospital watching a loved one suffer from horrible injuries and hoping that against all odds he’ll survive and have a somewhat normal life isn’t something I would wish for anybody to go …
Career Change Cops And Dog?
What a complete and utter clusterfuck this looks like. It reminds me of that story ofthose surgeons fighting in the operating room. This is the story that South Bend police are saying happened. Cpl. Joshua Morgan was chasing a guy who stole a car. When the guy crashed the car and started to run, Morgan …
She Wasn’t Shooting Blanks, But He Will Be…
There is some weirdness in this story that makes me wonder what really happened, but if it went down how the guy says it did, he deserved what he got. An unnamed 21-year-old man said he thought it would be funny to pretend to rob his mom when she was coming home from shopping. He …
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Too Much Evil At Once
I don’t know what it is about the news right now, but I saw 3 particularly evil stories all in one day. It needs to stop. First up, we have the story of Ali Kimia, a man with the words “Why try” tattooed on his head. He sure did try…to kill the man he carjacked. …