Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Ann sent me this horrible round-up of things men have done to their penises. I’d heard of some of them, but some of them were new to me, and made me yell out imagining how much that would hurt. Really, leave your unit alone. It doesn’t need to be messed with. If you do mess …
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>*shiver*. Imagine having a fanged leech pulled from your nose! Eek! Really, I have nothing else to say.
Ow ow ow ow ow! A guy broke into a hunting and fishing store, but the robbery was not successful. Why? He lost his balance and fell on some fish hooks, getting them embedded in his butt. One of them had to be removed in hospital. Oh, you say, but how do you know they …
This guy really took the old expression “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” to heart. He broke into a drug warehouse of some kind, but then he heard sirens coming. This wasn’t good, he thought, and he must escape. So, he climbed into the ceiling…but it wasn’t strong enough to hold him, …
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My god, the people with whom we share this earth! I have been rendered speechless. I…I don’t know what to say. Just read this story, and check to make sure you still have both your ears. Then make sure noone who looks like Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu is anywhere near you. According to the criminal complaint, …
That would be one hell of a way to start your day. You’re strolling along, taking your morning walk, when…you are attacked by a rabid otter! Seriously? Yup, very seriously. That’s what happened to 96-year-old Morrell Denton. The otter was sure determined. Two dudes, along with Denton, tried to get it off. One of them …
If ever you have occasion to eat kebabs in Germany, do not wipe your food covered hands anywhere on the seller’s stand even though he won’t let you have any napkins. Doing so may be grounds for receivinga ladle full of hot sauce to the eyes. Police in the city of Bremen have taken a …
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I feel sorry for this dance instructor. It sounds like he would have gotten, well, quite the shock. It all started when Kevin Johnson called him and asked for some dance lessons. But when Johnson showed up at the instructor’s door, he came with some other plans in mind. I guess he was morally offended …
I’d like to start this off by saying that I do, as a human being, feel bad for this family. Sitting in a hospital watching a loved one suffer from horrible injuries and hoping that against all odds he’ll survive and have a somewhat normal life isn’t something I would wish for anybody to go …
What a complete and utter clusterfuck this looks like. It reminds me of that story ofthose surgeons fighting in the operating room. This is the story that South Bend police are saying happened. Cpl. Joshua Morgan was chasing a guy who stole a car. When the guy crashed the car and started to run, Morgan …