This is another perplexing one. But I’ve noticed a pattern. New Years kisses and kissing after singing Christmas carols can lead to bloody amputations. Eek. This one happened between a man in his 70’s and his 50-year-old wife. They sang Christmas carols, he went to kiss her good night, and she bit his tongue right …
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Now He Nose That Wasn’t Smart
All I found on this story was this little excerpt from a sports blog and an article you have to pay to see. But somewhere in Amherst, Massachusetts, a man tried to scratch his nose with a bb gun. It didn’t end well. A man at a Hobart Lane home who was trying to scratch …
Welcome To Drunken Donuts
Here’s a lesson, courtesy of an unnamed 22-year-old Vancouver, B.C. man. If you’re going to rob a donut shop and use a knife as a weapon, don’t do it while drunk, because you might fall on your own weapon. Needless to say, all he got out of the deal was a trip to the hospital …
Those Kids Sure Won’t Put Their Fingers In An Electrical Socket…
Here come two more morons raising two poor unfortunate kids. I guess they decided to go steal some copper wire and brought their kids along for the ride. So, they left their kids in the truck and went into a vacant property to steal some wire. The power would be off right? Right? Wrong! Now …
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You’ve Got The Eyes Of A Nutbar
Remember when I laughed at Oklahoma’s ban on tattooing the whites of the eyes because who would put needles in their eyes? Well, a dude in Oregon went and tattooed his own eyeballs! Yup, poked a needle in his eye and shot ink in there. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow are you a …
What’s The Crime? They Were Just Taking Out The Trash.
We have another story about a dude hiding in a dumpster and then getting dumped in a trash truck, but this guy didn’t die. I refuse to say that he was luckier than our compacted prison escapee because he’s in critical condition, and I’m sure it wasn’t pleasant to be compacted several times. It all …
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Dragged Guide Dog Update
Here’s an update to the guide dog getting dragged by the train story. It looks like The dog’s name is Palm, and she’s recovering. Look at that list of injuries. Ow ow ow ow oo oo oo oo eee eeee eeee! And look at that vet bill. But it does say the hospital is taking …
Acidface, I Got An Acidface, And It Is Bleeding Bleeding Bleeding Bloody Gone
Well it looks like the charges are starting to come down for Bethany Storro. They’re starting with theft. I’m sure there’ll be more. She seems like she really took advantage of folks, spending some of the money on bills for earlier laser facial peels, dinner for her parents, and clothes. The idea that she has …
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Unintentional Bee Beard
Poor Lamar LaCaze. Poor poor guy. After that, I think I would have to mow the lawn in a snowsuit. He was just mowing the lawn, when it happened. He must have struck one hell of a nest of bees, because he got 1200 stings. Ow ow ow ow oo oo ee ee. I love …
What An Asscid Hat!
Remember Bethany “hey pretty girl, do you want to drink this?” Storro? Well, she made it up. She threw the acid in her own face! Police figured this out when her story started to change over time. The article says they searched her home. I guess I can assume they found a bunch of acid …