I’ll warn you all right off the bat that this post might be more disjointed and uninsightful (I think that’s a word) than usual. I’ve been on the disabled list since Friday with something that’s taken most of my appetite and even more of my energy and I’m pretty much only writing because I want …
Category Archives: sports
It’s Canada Day, Up Canada Way
This is amazing. There have been 6 July 1sts since the site started, and a quick check of the archives tells me that this will be the first one that will actually have a post on it. That means that in the entire history of the Comet, not one of us inconsiderate pricks has ever …
The Count Is No Balls, Several Strikes
For a while I couldn’t decide whetehr or not I wanted to post this, but I’ve come to the realization that I have to because it’s so weird and because we might not ever see something like it again. Thisis Jose Canseco yes,that Jose Canseco taking on Hong Man Choi in an MMA contest. Yes, …
Talk About Sleeping Your Way To The Top
Hooker named Indoor Athlete of the Year Bonus: The Hooker in question is a pole vaulter.
Foul Lawsuit
Here comes another lawsuit that shouldn’t have gone forward, but it is. It’s been a long-standing thing that if a fan gets hit by a foul ball or an errant piece of bat, they can’t sue. But apparently 5 supreme court judges said that wasn’t true anymore in the case of 8-year-old Tara Sweeney, who …
Matt on Christmas
Hello Friends; Remember me? It’s been a long time since I’ve posted. For the last two weeks I’ve not had two minutes to scratch my own ass – and you people who know me know this is very important to me. As for the lack of posts before that busy two week period… Well there’s …
30 Teams in 60 Words
So we’re about 1/4 of the way through the NHL season so maybe it’s time to take a tour around the league and see what 2 words come to mind for every team in the league at this point. Some are a statement on how the team has preformed, others on how I feel about …
Survivor Series Predictions
There won’t be any. Matt is smart enough to be off doing something fun, and me, oh me. I tried to write a prediction post, I really did. But I got 2 matches in and I realized that it just wasn’t going to happen. In order to write about something and make it interesting, I …
For The Sake of Accuracy…And Being A Prick
Just because I’m a goof, I feel like bugging Matt. the other day, Matt said every time the Redskins won the last home game before an election, the incumbent won. Well, I got my handy dandy Snopes newsletter, and apparently that didn’t hold true in 2004. Then again, maybe that was a sign of the …
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NFL Predicts Obama
Well, if you’re a supersticious Democrat than I guess you can not even bother throwing on the News tonight to see who won the election. Every election since 1960 has had a very odd twist to it. If in their last game before the election – the Washington Redskins win – it means the incumbant …