When I first heard the story of a chemistry student blowing his face off with exploding bubble gum, my bullshit meter went off the charts. First off, they didn’t mention his name and there were a lot of details left vague. But now I have his name, Vladimir Likhonos from the town of Konotop in …
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Hungry Like The Statue
The spelling is off, but it’s too close not to include in the aptly named criminal file. Two men have been arrested and face several charges each in connection with the thefts of multiple wolf statues that are part of a public art display in the town of Abingdon, Virginia. They are brothersBascome and Ernie …
Somebody’s Been Sleeping On My Couch…And There He Is!
That does it, we’re starting a wrong house tag. Early Sunday morning, 34-year-old Christopher Paul Silga of St. Martin, Mississippi,was hit with DUI and trespassing charges after a night on the town. His troubles began when he arrived what he thought was home from the bar. Rather than being safe and sound at his girlfriend’s …
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Stop Grabbing My Ass Or I’ll Pop A Cap In Yours!
Jennifer K. Luick and Gregg T. Peters shouldn’t have died for this, but did they really think grabbing the asses of strangers at a bar was a good idea? Especially since Luick was a cop? Really, did she think that was smart? And she sure picked the wrong ass to pinch, she got a gangster. …
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He Won’t Be Smiling For A While
Here we go again. Another parent who leaves his kid in his car while he goes into a strip club. But this parent is a dentist, you know how much we like tracking weird dentists, and the kid was an eight-month-old baby! Omar Abdo may find out he’s a divorced dentist, only seeing his baby …
They’ll See Right Through Your Thin Disguise Alright
Next time you want to rob a place, don’t do what Michael Clough did. If you are using a veil as a disguise, make sure it’s not see-through, and don’t live really close to the place you robbed. It would also be good if you’re not well-known to police, so when they see through your …
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It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses At Trial
What kind of weird mom would drive her son and his friend around so they could vandalize stuff? I wonder if it’s the same kind of mom who would team up with her son to rob someone. This one’s especially nutty because when she was arrested, she was wearing a shirt that said “It’s all …
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Explosive Stupidity
Here are a couple of examples of folks who should be no longer with us, but they’re unbelievably lucky, so they’re just fine. A man in Cape Cod found a 2-foot long tube in the sand. It said “Do not handle” and “property of US Navy” on it. So what did he do? he put …
I’d Tell Her She Should Have Known Better, But That Would Just Be Rubbing It In
I wonder if this Denton woman who let a random dude into her house because he was offering a massage would have let herself be tattooed by that guy in Kansas City. This woman has to be a special kind of dumb. He knocked at her door and said that he was doing field hours …
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The Knife Was Sharp, He Wasn’t.
Um, ow. Rance Johnson found out that it’s not a good idea to smuggle a 5-inch plastic knife in his rectum. What’s even weirder is he’d had it there for 3 weeks before complaining of pain and having it surgically removed. He is now being charged with having a concealed weapon. It was sure concealed …