It’s a special kind of weird guy who dresses up in a woman’s bathing suit just to flash someone. Not only did he dress up in a bathing suit, but he had make-up and panty hose on. Yes, that’s what Phillip John Ortega did. He was just walkin’ around in this weird outfit, and found …
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If He Was Making Tea, Oh Noooo!
This is just a tad ridiculous. We’ve heard people can get arrested for screaming at their own toilets and laughing really hard in the privacy of their own home, but now we find out through the case of poor Eric Williamson that you can get arrested for making coffee naked when you’re alone in your …
Fine, If You Won’t Cook It, I’ll Cook It
Rajah Theiveneraeas looks to be the type of guy who doesn’t deal well with being hungry, nor, it seems, with forgiveness when he feels he’s been wronged. So angry was the 54-year-old one day when his wife was late to make his lunch that he decided to express his frustration with her transgression by doing …
We Did It! Let’s…Bump Elbows?
I was watching the news, and I saw a story that made me shake my head. They said that because of the swine flu threat, Olympic athletes are being encouraged not to shake hands, do the high 5, or do the cheek-to-cheek kiss thing. Now, they suggest they should do an elbow-tap. Of course there …
Insanity, And Not Linda Brown’s Either
The story of Linda Brown is a sad one, but not on the subject of mental illness as you might think. It’s a sad statement about how many of us are selfish assholes. Linda Brown drove up to a clothing store in a hummer, walked in and announced that she had won the lottery and …
Not A Good Activity
Robert and Roberta Masters are a special kind of stupid. They thought it would be a good idea to teach their son and his friends how to make bombs. The mom even encouraged them to watch videos on how to make bombs from YouTube. She didn’t want to stifle her son’s curiosity. Soon after the …
Pothead
God it would be funny to watch this go down. A police officer walked into a convenience store and saw a guy walking away from the washroom, peering into his hat. When the guy looked up, there was a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead. The cop walked up to him, pulled the bag …
Two Not So Bright Lights
How many times must we learn the lesson that we don’t use lighters to check fuel levels? The stingy pricks at this newspaper don’t let you see the whole story, and everyone else is linking to the same place, but here’s all the story we need. Two Dover men were burned after one of them …
When I Hear That Lonesome Whistle, I Hang My Pants And Die
If you’ve been paying attention to the things you read here, you should have long ago learned that walking down train tracks and being distracted do not a good mix make. Today it’s time to learn something new. that something new comes courtesy of an un-named 22-year-old German fellow who, after being thrown off of …
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He Shoots, He Sco…No, Wait
While you’re throwing your Thanksgiving parties, do remember not to start celebrating too early, like the people in this clip for instance. I wish I had more time to sit around thinking and writing. It would be interesting to see how many things I could loosely relate to Thanksgiving in a cheesy fashion. Well, interesting …