I wonder if, when Kelly Ann Walz died, if she met up with Donna Munson. Why the hell did she keep a pet bear? Well, she’s now a mauled woman, and the bear is a dead bear. Way to go.
Category Archives: that was dumb
Never Smile, Or Piss, At A Crocodile
Oh my. We’re so getting a fake kidnapping tag. It’s happening. Today, it’s happening. I’m sure the first story this unknown man told about battling men who abducted him, getting shot, and getting thrown to ferocious crocodiles in Mexico was a hell of a lot more cool-sounding than what really happened which was…he drunkenly pissed …
He’s A Real Badass? I Say He’s A Real Dumbass!
Oh boy, we have another wolfname. This guy tried to insist that he was not David McKay, he was Matthew McKay. When asked to spell Matthew, he couldn’t. Oh, and he also had the same tattoos as David was known to have on his hand and shoulder. When they were processing him, they found another …
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Double The Money or Triple The Stupid?
Every time I read this story of 3 Australian businessdumbasses, I can’t stop thinking of Sobbing John Rempel. A couple of scammers managed to convince three businessmen that they had a chemical formula that could double any amount of money soaked in it. They just had to leave the money in it for 24 hours …
Booze Cruise
When that dudebuilt a driveable motorized barstoola few months ago, somebody was paying attention. That somebody is Matthias Krankl, who converted a beer crate into a 4-wheeler and took it for a spin. He might have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those darn cops, those darn cops thathe tried to outrun …
Leader Of The Black?
This story made me shiver, giggle, and then think of a joke my mom told me once. A guy decided he wanted to be “chief of his tribe”. Ok then. To do this, he thought he needed to put his penis through the ring of a dumbbell weight fastener. Three days later, when Willie had …
I Swear On Your Life…
When you’ve just had the gun you were using to hold up the Pizza Hut wrestled away from you, sorry, I have no idea what I was thinking doing something so stupid is a much better thing to say thanthis gun isn’t mine, can I please have it back? I’ll leave if you give it …
Father Knows Breast
Beatrice Hernandez is reaching Bonnie Ashley levels here. I’m going to try and tell the story first and then make fun of it. Beatrice Hernandez was a stripper. As she was dancing on poles and doing other stripperly things, in walks David Dueppen. She likes him, and begins to date him. She then finds out …
Something Tells Me These Two Aren’t Friends Anymore
Prisscilla Mechell needs some help, and immediately. Apparently, she had been pregnant, but had miscarried. Instead of just saying she miscarried, she kept up the elusion that she was pregnant. then, she made up a date when she was going to be induced and realized she had to find a baby somewhere. Ok? And how …
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People For The Poor Naming Of Websites
PETA, source of endless material that it is, has done it again. I have no idea how long it’s been like this, butclick on over to the organization’s blogand have a gander at what they named it. I understand what they were going for, but did nobody bother to say PETA Files out loud a …